Will adds, “She could light my fire anytime!”

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Posted by StacMaster-S on November 19, 2008 · 8:42 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (195 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
Artistic, Boobies, Fashion Faux Pas, Team Fortress 2, Things Are Heating Up, Valve Software

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51 Responses to “TEAM FORTRESS 2 – THE PYRO”

  1. grangerstranger on November 19th, 2008 8:48 pm


    this is the first time i want to be burned

  2. Megatonwhale on November 19th, 2008 8:54 pm

    SECOND! (never done that before)

    this is pretty cool, but where’s the gasmask? :P

  3. Hirouzamaki on November 19th, 2008 9:05 pm

    This is supposed to be the what the Pyro looks like WITHOUT his/her/its fire retardent suit and gas mask :P

  4. Teradohn on November 19th, 2008 9:06 pm

    FOURTH… -mumble-

    Are you my mummy?

  5. Nick Soapdish on November 19th, 2008 9:06 pm

    That outfit doesn’t seem appropriate for handling extreme heat. She could melt her boobies.

  6. Big Dan on November 19th, 2008 9:11 pm

    come on baby light my fire

  7. Romak on November 19th, 2008 9:11 pm

    Too hawt… to question validity… *drools*

  8. worksforme on November 19th, 2008 9:24 pm

    I always knew it had to looks something like this- obvious pun -- Hot.

  9. that guy on November 19th, 2008 9:26 pm

    That would explain the purse on the wooden locker rack

  10. boobies... : L on November 19th, 2008 9:44 pm

    now that i have been watching this for 10 hours

    i notice she has her nails painted…

  11. superflykiller on November 19th, 2008 9:47 pm

    thats hot :D

  12. lolguy on November 19th, 2008 10:03 pm

    If pyro was a girl soldier saying “GIVE ‘EM HELL, BOYS!” Would be wrong.
    Engineer saying “Hey boys, there’s a spy” Would be wrong.

  13. Blaze on November 19th, 2008 10:12 pm

    Old picture is old!

  14. Hunter Belmont on November 19th, 2008 10:15 pm

    good doctor who refrence Teradohn

  15. Ryder on November 19th, 2008 10:16 pm

    So *this* is the 10th class Left 4 Dead hinted at…

  16. kingofretards on November 19th, 2008 10:20 pm

    That reminds me of a Doors song…
    Come on baby light my fire!

  17. rikumelenium on November 19th, 2008 10:28 pm

    reminds me of that one female scout pic on devART that really just fucked up the idea of scout ._.

  18. smashpro1 on November 19th, 2008 10:50 pm

    Well that answers whether the Pyro rocks out with his cock out or jams out with her clam out

  19. Aaron Hong on November 19th, 2008 10:52 pm

    Far better than that last one. Which is saying a lot since that last one had all nine and this is just one…

  20. Rayza B on November 20th, 2008 12:22 am


  21. Megatonwhale on November 20th, 2008 1:32 am

    oh right, i thought it was supposed to be a female version of the pyro since i’ve been seeing alot of female interpretations of the characters online.

    thats great though if people think the pyro’s a female, to much sausage in the game :P

  22. MrMe05 on November 20th, 2008 8:26 am

    Really? The pyro is a girl?
    I thought it was a mass burn victim with a near melted face and several burn marks across its body. It probably would have lost it’s ability to see, breath normally (Hence Gasmask), and probably reproduce.

  23. killercartoons on November 20th, 2008 9:12 am

    Kinda doubt the game character is actual a girl guys, i mean, 1 girl and 8 guys? Yeah though, it’s odd the game guys made only male characters.

    does it matter if they say “Boys” when talking to a group of all guys plus 1 girl? I mean, “Give them hell people just doesn’t ring the same….”

  24. Soggywafflz on November 20th, 2008 10:59 am

    Is she strumming her axe?

  25. smashpro1 on November 20th, 2008 11:52 am

    yes, soggywafflz. It is the pyro’s axe taunt

  26. Someguy503 on November 20th, 2008 2:22 pm

    People think The Pyro is a girl cause there’s a pink flowery purse in his locker within the game.

    Personally I think Valve is just saying he’s FLAMING (Get it?).

  27. Akzie on November 20th, 2008 4:28 pm

    i want to see this pink purse.

  28. Akzie on November 20th, 2008 4:28 pm

    I guess we will know when meet the pyro comes out
    if ever

  29. Acheron on November 20th, 2008 5:33 pm

    Considering that Portal was all female (if you want to count GlaDOS as female), TF2 was probably planned to have only guys, aside from the announcer.

    Still, a nice drawing.

  30. Blue-Chameleon on November 20th, 2008 5:52 pm

    Sexi girl scout plz?

  31. MrMe05 on November 20th, 2008 6:11 pm

    @ Blue-Chameleon
    Yeah I could go for some Thin-Mint cookies.

  32. Orion X on November 20th, 2008 6:15 pm

    I think she’s a spy…
    I shall investigate this further… Not by usual spy check means though, if you know what I mean…

  33. MrMe05 on November 20th, 2008 8:24 pm

    Wow. When I saw the “Things are heating up” Tag I lol’d.

  34. Haywire on November 21st, 2008 3:50 pm


  35. Blaze on November 21st, 2008 6:08 pm

    BTW, that’s a McCloud (srsly), not an axe. A McCloud has that weird edge used for digging, and an axe.

  36. Dude looks like a lady... on November 21st, 2008 8:05 pm

    I suppose that it’s only natural for the Pyro to be hot. xP

  37. Sonic_keyblade on November 21st, 2008 8:24 pm

    Fap Fap Fap

  38. Scorpio2 on November 22nd, 2008 12:33 am

    i can has fire?

  39. Powder on November 26th, 2008 8:26 am

    Needs moar boobs.

    But, great art work. 5/5

  40. jacfalcon on November 30th, 2008 10:37 am


    Reminds me of Yoko's top from Gurren Lagann.

  41. g1drake on March 21st, 2009 6:28 pm

    how could i missed that

  42. DeathJam on March 21st, 2009 11:04 pm

    I would SO hit that… flamethrower XD

  43. sheri on May 27th, 2009 4:26 pm

    you people are so fucking sad
    its a fucking drawing not porn

  44. Fusiox on May 18th, 2010 10:33 pm

    Honestly, I'm pretty sure the Pyro was planned as a guy, not a gal. Yes, I wouldn't have minded that the Pyro was a girl, but a sociopathic pyromanic seems to be more befitting of a male rather than femal role. No, I'm not being sexist, saying that girls don't deserve to be sociopathic pyromaniacs. It's their choice. But there's just so much there that says the Pyro is not a girl, it's hard to ignore.

  45. Fusiox on May 18th, 2010 6:35 pm

    Since I couldn't fit this all into one post:

    --The fact that all the classes in TF2 share their 'changeroom' (Supply Room). If the Pyro was a girl, she would probably have to be pretty confident with her… assets…. as well as showing them off nude to eight other supposedly single warrior dudes who, conversely, all seem to be sociopathic murderers. Meh, I don't think so.
    --The Pyro is sociopathic. Just because he has a flowery pink purse in his locker doesn't mean he's a girl. He probably doesn't know, or care, about the difference.
    --Why would Valve get a guy (Dennis Bateman, voicing the Spy as well, how ironic) to voice a girl?
    --Anyone can see that the Pyro in-game does not look like he has a pair of jugs. Nor are his hips any wider than his waist. Nor are his shoulders less broad than all the other guys. Maybe the fire-retardant suit masks this, but still.
    --8 dudes and 1 dudette. Either it's a really dirty joke, or a total imbalance.

    In any case, I guess my rant has destroyed the discussion a bit, huh?

  46. TheWallinator74 on May 7th, 2011 8:08 am

    The Pyro just pulled a Samus on us! o_O

  47. TheColorRed on October 17th, 2011 5:42 pm


    I think I am the only one on this site that got that.

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