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Posted by StacMaster-S on March 31, 2009 · 6:42 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (176 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)
Left 4 Dead, Overkill, PC, Valve Software, Xbox 360, Zombies

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52 Responses to “EVERY ZOMBiE KNOWS…”

  1. Stick on March 31st, 2009 10:47 pm

    And THATS why I never play the girl!

  2. Rogan on March 31st, 2009 11:20 pm

    no one likes bill =[

  3. Paiv on March 31st, 2009 6:20 pm

    This is gonna get rule 34'd into a 40-way with the Zombies and Zoey……Ewww.

    Aww….Only 20 votes but two comments….WTF.

  4. Lekonua on March 31st, 2009 7:21 pm

    Smokers know this best.

  5. BlueChameleon on March 31st, 2009 11:26 pm

    Zom nom nom!

  6. Assman on March 31st, 2009 11:36 pm

    the the tastiest survivor!

  7. Burnt Eyes on March 31st, 2009 11:50 pm

    Move over Jill, it's time for a Zoey sandwich!

  8. Nick Soapdish on March 31st, 2009 8:09 pm

    That's not fair. I'm calling zombie bullshit on this.

  9. g1drake on April 1st, 2009 12:09 am

    its because louis with pills is not atractive anymore

  10. Shawn Handyside on April 1st, 2009 12:11 am


  11. LOLWUT on April 1st, 2009 12:24 am

    Zoey is the only girl survivor so I'd expect it from MALE zombies.

  12. Brasil on April 1st, 2009 12:42 am

    what about the undead ladies?
    who do they prefer?

  13. SprodeMaster on April 1st, 2009 1:10 am

    I can see it now…
    Don't you wish your breakfast was hot like mine!

  14. Exploderizer on April 1st, 2009 1:22 am

    In more than one way…

  15. KidWithTheFace on April 1st, 2009 1:30 am

    I suspect there's a reason she's not fighting back.

  16. MrRaccoon on April 1st, 2009 1:57 am

    You haven't played L4D as Zoey if you haven't got rapped by lots of zombies.

  17. Taiho on April 1st, 2009 2:29 am

    Looks like they're going to eat her.

  18. KingofRetards on April 1st, 2009 2:30 am


    Please… I can never ever look at Pokemon, Calvin and Hobbs, Mario, Zelda, My dog, VGCats (yes even that), and any Nickelodeon show the same ever again. CURSE YOU 4CHAN!!!!

  19. MrRaccoon on April 1st, 2009 2:57 am

    My bad ._.;
    But if that error made you post that it was worth XD

  20. Boreas on April 1st, 2009 3:18 am

    I bet nobody noticed the typo.

  21. Cheat2Win on April 1st, 2009 3:31 am

    Harmless joke or necro-voraphilia?

    You decide.

  22. MercenaryBlue on April 1st, 2009 3:49 am

    Hmm Girlflesh

  23. SolarZero on April 1st, 2009 6:00 am

    Of course she's the best. Who'd want to eat an old almost dead guy?!

  24. SolarZero on April 1st, 2009 6:01 am

    This is so freakin' true… Shit, I kill Bill at the start of the match just cause I don't like him.

  25. frencho on April 1st, 2009 4:19 pm

    taht means taht im the only one that likes Bill?

  26. Necro on April 1st, 2009 11:54 am

    It's fun to just kill bill.
    Pun intented

  27. FoxyMayo on April 1st, 2009 6:32 pm

    Mmmmm…. Zombie rape…

  28. SalNightmare209 on April 1st, 2009 7:58 pm

    Zoey is a good decoy. Look, a tank with a swarm of zombies is coming at us! Zoey go that way while we'lll go this way.

  29. phail on April 1st, 2009 9:05 pm

    ive never played left 4 dead but…
    is zoey suppose to glow?
    is she..OVER 9000???

  30. The Silent One on April 1st, 2009 9:24 pm


  31. Affe_Fuego on April 2nd, 2009 2:44 am

    Zoey, the other white meat.

    9 out of 10 Zombies agree, Zoey is an essential part of a Zombie meal.

  32. KingofRetards on April 2nd, 2009 2:53 am

    I herd u liek goatse.
    :O (once again… curse you 4chan)

  33. Tom on May 24th, 2009 4:05 pm

    Yarly, how come no-one noticed the typo after this long? grammer nazi's, you're dropping the ball here.

  34. Alex on September 10th, 2009 12:07 pm

    I do realise that they're mostly male zombies.

  35. ItsBlakeBitch on November 12th, 2009 10:14 pm

    Peels h--HAY WHAR YOU GOIN?

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