It slices! It dices! BONK!
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Posted by StacMaster-S on May 25, 2009 · 1:18 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (415 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)
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50 Responses to “[VIDEO] TF2 Scout Advertises The Slap Chop”

  1. Link_09 on May 25th, 2009 5:21 pm

    the lady going like, my fists are made of steel!

  2. Misfit Jay on May 25th, 2009 5:23 pm

    Oh god, that was amazing. I LOL'd so hard.

  3. fmarulz on May 25th, 2009 5:23 pm

    me gona buy one for choping ppl to pieces XD
    It`s a good weapon for the scout XD
    I`m gonna conquer the world with that XD

  4. SkippyE on May 25th, 2009 5:34 pm

    This was so funny. I probably won't be able to stop laughing for a while, this is so funny!

  5. SalNightmare209 on May 25th, 2009 5:41 pm

    And you have Slap Chop for $19.99. What you don't like my deal? BONK!

  6. Leo058 on May 25th, 2009 5:52 pm

    You're gonna love his nuts!

  7. Renquist on May 25th, 2009 6:35 pm

    "Ain't so hard now, fatcakes. Next time eat a salad!"

    I LOLd all over the place. 5 stars!

  8. XSportSeeker on May 25th, 2009 6:46 pm
  9. Don on May 25th, 2009 2:54 pm

    LMAO, that was awesome.

  10. CrazyBlue on May 25th, 2009 7:13 pm

    Whilst this is awesome, you're a bit late to the party…

  11. Chris on May 25th, 2009 7:33 pm

    The Scout is why I slap away every day.

  12. Cypher on May 25th, 2009 7:51 pm

    No other class is gonna do that!

  13. jrharbort on May 25th, 2009 8:01 pm

    Am I the only one who is reminded of this picture after seeing this?

  14. BlueChameleon on May 25th, 2009 9:33 pm

    I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!

  15. VJoe10 on May 25th, 2009 10:24 pm

    The scout's mean :'C
    I'd totally buy that!
    And the old lapy saying "my fists are made of steel!"

  16. MrRaccoon on May 25th, 2009 10:45 pm

    Aaaawesome, there's nothing else I can say
    "My fists are made of steel!" that was hilarious

  17. Leo058 on May 25th, 2009 10:51 pm

    Making America skinny again, one BONK! at a time!

  18. DarkSpeedZero on May 26th, 2009 12:34 am

    hmmm….the scout should buy the slap chop instead of the bat.
    -Meet the Scout-
    *grinds Heavy's head into bits*

  19. WolvenGlory on May 26th, 2009 1:08 am

    Too… much… win…

  20. WolvenGlory on May 26th, 2009 1:08 am

    Too… much… win…

  21. Paulrus on May 26th, 2009 1:14 am

    Best Vince/Scout mashup i've seen thus far. Only those who lack a soul wouldn't find a thing funny about this video.


  22. Juan3000333 on May 26th, 2009 2:23 am

    yes yes buy one yes

  23. Unsilenced on May 26th, 2009 3:09 am


  24. Thad on May 25th, 2009 11:34 pm

    He should have made a Sandvich with the ingredients and eaten it in front of the Heavy/Billy Mays. That just would have completed it. It's still awesome, but I can think of ways it could be better.

  25. CLJ on May 26th, 2009 10:21 am

    One of the few submissions that actually deserve a 5/5.

  26. G1drake on May 26th, 2009 10:33 am

    this is soo freaking well sync, also lol the old lady is the Heavy? ROLF

  27. G1drake on May 26th, 2009 12:38 pm

    and yet theres people who gave less than five

    if were me i would give 100

  28. Vabolo on May 27th, 2009 12:09 am

    Wouldn't be awesome if the people featured in this video were the actual voice actors? I'd love to hear the heavy in a cooking show. Probably Iron Chef. :D

  29. DarkSpeedZero on May 27th, 2009 1:10 am

    "If you were where I was born, you would be FU**IN Dead!"
    -The Scout

  30. Paiv on May 27th, 2009 2:41 am

    Hey everyone. See that little side bar labeled "Recently Highest Rated". It is now officially THE MOST EPIC WIN LIST ON THE INTERNET. The only thing that could make that list better is a video of an orgy staring the cast of Team Fortress 2, with the only female being the announcer (and we all know what she looks like now thanks to this video).

  31. NovaMan XP on May 27th, 2009 5:10 pm

    Here's something you shoulda built… my ass!


  32. Jesus on May 28th, 2009 6:07 am

    terrific. =) 5/5

  33. PATH on June 1st, 2009 10:08 pm

    Can't let you lol that, StarROLF.

  34. Ryven on June 4th, 2009 3:09 pm

    heavy grandma scares me >.<;

  35. Stupid Cunt on June 6th, 2009 9:42 pm

    How do you douchebags find this funny? I mean really I look at this site every day, and I thin my 8 year old cousin wouldn't laugh at this. Why do you even maintain this site? It's a joke.I have seen all these dubs and they suck, the original version of this commercial was funnier. I mean so many other people have made dubs on this before you, but guess what people liked them because they were funny.

  36. meinmattias on June 17th, 2009 4:13 pm

    This actually makes me interested in the product. Is that supposed to happen?

  37. masterluigi452 on July 1st, 2009 6:30 am

    epic win…..
    nothing more….

  38. masterluigi452 on July 1st, 2009 6:30 am

    epic win…..
    nothing more….

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