BLU RAY - My breasts are too big for DVDs

Like most advances in gaming technology, BluRay was created for one reason: to contain Ivy’s ever expanding mammaries!
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Posted by StacMaster-S on May 26, 2009 · 6:16 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (237 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
Boobies, Motivational, Namco, Playstation, Science/Math, SoulCalibur IV

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66 Responses to “BLU RAY”

  1. Backerman on May 26th, 2009 10:20 pm

    For all you horrible people out here, you can't say FIRST

  2. Creja on May 26th, 2009 10:25 pm

    so this is what im missing in soul caliber…GAWD DAYMIT!

  3. SalNightmare209 on May 26th, 2009 10:39 pm

    Ivy's breast looked even bigger in high definition.

  4. Lekonua on May 26th, 2009 10:59 pm

    Sorry, what?

  5. MrRaccoon on May 26th, 2009 11:12 pm

    Wanna fries with that?

  6. Paulrus on May 26th, 2009 11:12 pm


  7. Burnt Eyes on May 26th, 2009 11:17 pm

    I fail to see any possible way that 'armour' could protect her from giant swords…

  8. KingofRetards on May 26th, 2009 11:23 pm


  9. Vabolo on May 27th, 2009 12:01 am

    Rumour has it that in SoulCaliburV, Ivy's breast will be the stage. Fans of the series are shocked at the reduction of her cleavage in the upcomming title.

  10. WolvenGlory on May 27th, 2009 12:05 am

    This looks like a YuGiOh abridged reference…

  11. Kaiba on May 27th, 2009 12:21 am

    (It is supposed to be funny because her breasts are big!)

  12. Teradohn on May 27th, 2009 12:49 am

    … What? Those boobs aren't even physically possible! When boobs meet gravity, GRAVITY WINS.

  13. hajs5 on May 27th, 2009 1:19 am
  14. SprodeMaster on May 27th, 2009 1:20 am

    The PS3 finally is putting all those extra processors to use.

  15. namegoeshere on May 27th, 2009 1:48 am

    I remember seeing screenshots of this monstrosity before Soul Calibur IV was released. I was excited that there was costume customization, because I was able to cover that bitch up.

  16. Allen on May 27th, 2009 2:11 am

    Kinda looks like Leon Kennedy… but with boobs

  17. celark on May 27th, 2009 2:13 am

    Yay you posted it! Although it was actually a friend that originally made it he said I could post it.

  18. Angel on May 27th, 2009 4:18 am

    ….Where are her nipples XD if they're hidden behind the attachment at the top then they're freakishly high up…

  19. Angel on May 27th, 2009 4:22 am

    …….But seriously….where the eff are her nipples XD

  20. Memphis on May 27th, 2009 7:47 am

    You do know it was released on the xbox aswell, right? ^^

  21. PB on May 27th, 2009 4:14 am

    Always bet on boobies.

  22. Walker on May 27th, 2009 11:30 am

    wait, shit, there was a caption?
    was that always there?

  23. randomdude123 on May 27th, 2009 1:06 pm

    that my good sir is the power of the FCC

  24. AuraMaster on May 27th, 2009 6:11 pm

    I have to go out and buy a Bluray player. The power of boobs compels me.

  25. Leo058 on May 28th, 2009 12:20 am

    Ivy fails, since even her huge boobies fail to make her hotter than Xianghua (who, may I add, is almost flat-chested).

  26. It's always a trap on May 30th, 2009 2:51 pm

    I smell a Mai Valentine Joke, for those of you who watch Yu-Gi-Oh abridged (which should be all of you).

  27. Paiv on June 25th, 2009 2:58 am


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