Ah the sword van. A pitiless, elegant killing machine. The Bender of the 15th century.
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Posted by StacMaster-S on May 26, 2009 · 11:55 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (337 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
Backstab, Head Shot, Heavy Weapons, Moving Violations, PC, Playstation, Sequential Art, Sneak Attack, Stabbey Stabbey, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Weird, Xbox 360

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42 Responses to ““SWORD VAN””

  1. MK1K on May 26th, 2009 3:59 pm

    I lol'd.

  2. AuraMaster on May 26th, 2009 4:20 pm

    As with the case of the DS, sometimes the code name can be the actual product.

  3. ChitterChatter on May 26th, 2009 12:45 pm

    Heavy: "New weapon is good!"

  4. yggdrasil325 on May 26th, 2009 4:53 pm

    If that was all the spy could find out, he must not have been a very good spy at all!

  5. MasqueNoMercy on May 26th, 2009 5:21 pm

    go get'em pyro! im sure that metal chassis is no match for fire!

  6. MrRaccoon on May 26th, 2009 5:23 pm

    The last panel, I can actually hear the engineer screaming like in rayman's rabbid rabbits

  7. FrEEz on May 26th, 2009 6:33 pm

    I just saw a drawn comic about this a few days ago. I can't remember where, since i pulled it out of google images :/

  8. SteelthewolfX on May 26th, 2009 2:04 pm

    Fighter would be proud.

  9. Leo058 on May 26th, 2009 7:30 pm

    Simple codename is simple.

  10. G1drake on May 26th, 2009 8:07 pm


  11. codemaster525 on May 26th, 2009 8:47 pm


  12. Gamegeneral on May 26th, 2009 9:03 pm

    Engineer says "Whar id the isotope?"

  13. Guest on May 26th, 2009 10:53 pm

    That spy shat bricks before his death due to the sheer amounts of domination; there's no other logical explanation.

    I mean, just look at what the building is made of.

  14. Doomwaffle on May 27th, 2009 1:06 am


  15. Paiv on May 27th, 2009 2:46 am

    Damnit the Red Team won't stop f**king over the Blu Team. First the Spy f**ks the Scout's mother…..and now…eww….

  16. Andy on May 27th, 2009 2:59 am

    Did the KC version come out first or did this?

  17. Someguy5031 on May 27th, 2009 5:21 am

    It cost 1,000,000 dollars to drive this baby for 12 seconds. Price of gas still very high.

  18. SlicVic on May 27th, 2009 9:00 pm

    Does Red team has Sword Van -> Yes -> RAGE QUIT!

  19. RoboRed on May 27th, 2009 5:06 pm

    Yet another fine example of the wonderous things that can be produced with the power of Gmod. (is remeinded of the SCIENCE halol)

    Also, engie's face at the end is priceless.

  20. DarkSpeedZero on May 27th, 2009 10:23 pm

    If that was his tongue, then I would've….

  21. DarkSpeedZero on May 27th, 2009 10:24 pm

    He is heavy weapons guy….
    and that, indeed, that is his weapon..

  22. Creja on May 27th, 2009 11:34 pm

    Heavy:New weapon is good!
    *Spy drops sapper*
    Heavy/engi together:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!111oneone11eleven11!!!![{Ps:Its like three in the morning so im dog tired right now}]

  23. kingddd on May 28th, 2009 12:34 am

    old comic is old.

  24. Twhit on May 28th, 2009 6:07 pm

    Yeah, it's funny, but totally stolen from KC Green:


    He really ought to be credited somewhere on this.

  25. Neko on May 29th, 2009 8:24 pm

    this was stolen from 4chan's /v/ board, give them credit

  26. Hardboiled Lobster on June 6th, 2009 9:09 am

    I hate sword vans

  27. AreUExperienced on July 21st, 2009 7:37 pm

    The last panel alone makes this hilarious.


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