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Posted by StacMaster-S on October 13, 2009 · 5:58 PM 
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107 Responses to “[VIDEO] The Truth About Toad”

  1. OrionX on October 13th, 2009 10:10 pm

    Inb4 this comic.

  2. Gorillaman on October 13th, 2009 10:25 pm

    Gay.

  3. ArmyOfMidgets on October 13th, 2009 10:38 pm

    If you were gay, it would be Okaay~

  4. Leo058 on October 13th, 2009 10:41 pm

    …Can a fungus even be gay?

  5. Frentzen127 on October 13th, 2009 10:43 pm

    Nintendo does have a thing with… how do I put it?
    Unusual, maybe even disturbing, characters?
    Tingle makes me cringe.

  6. MrRaccoon on October 13th, 2009 11:00 pm

    Then… is toadette a lesbian?
    I thinks someone's going to make a pic about that…

  7. ROFLFawful on October 13th, 2009 11:23 pm

    Toad raping me. ;-;

  8. Masterluigi452 on October 13th, 2009 11:53 pm

    Sure Toad may be gay, but he has one big secret that almost nobody knows.
    Here is the link.
    Prepare yourself…
    http://masterluigi452.deviantart.com/art/Toad-136

  9. Coodoo on October 13th, 2009 11:58 pm

    If someone doesn't kill Brentalfloss in one hour, I'm blowing up a hospital. I shit you not.

  10. Masterluigi452 on October 14th, 2009 12:03 am

    In case you didn't go to youtube, here is the lyric that I got from the description of the video.

    Have you met Toad?
    Hes Princess Peach's PA
    Just between us, I think he's definitely gay
    You may not agree, but listen close and you'll see
    He's very likely to be a big gay
    (Big gay)

    He shops for shoes like Aretha Franklin in a big hat store
    He's a Judy idolizer, with facial moisturizer galore
    (Gay gay gay gay gay)

    He loves ballet
    And he owns the Golden Girls on DVD
    He went to seminary
    Link says hes a fairy for sure
    (And Link knows his fairies)

    On the other hand, he may just be metro
    Plenty of guys are goin' that way, today-ay
    And if he's gay, we still would like
    (Would like)
    Would like
    (Would like)
    Him an-
    (Him an-)
    -y way!

    That's my friend Toad,
    So yeah he's definitely gay
    It's not his fault, they cultivated him that way
    He says that hes bi, we're pretty sure its a lie,
    But either way a fungi, who says "haayy!"

  11. ayanleman on October 14th, 2009 12:42 am

    I really dislike brentalfloss, but i do respect him for at least TRYING to be funny. so, i'm gonna 3/5 this.

  12. Nick Soapdish on October 14th, 2009 1:18 am

    That was FAAAABULOUS!
    Thankfully a Brentalfloss video that doesn't feature close ups of his face for the majority of the thing.
    Honestly what do we expect from something that looks like a little penis with a vest and appendages. I guess is Toad was in 'Bowser's Inside Story' it'd take on a whole new meaning, amirite?

  13. Nick Soapdish on October 14th, 2009 1:18 am

    That was FAAAABULOUS!
    Thankfully a Brentalfloss video that doesn't feature close ups of his face for the majority of the thing.
    Honestly what do we expect from something that looks like a little penis with a vest and appendages. I guess is Toad was in 'Bowser's Inside Story' it'd take on a whole new meaning, amirite? *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*

  14. Nick Soapdish on October 14th, 2009 1:18 am

    That was FAAAABULOUS!
    Thankfully a Brentalfloss video that doesn't feature close ups of his face for the majority of the thing.
    Honestly what do we expect from something that looks like a little penis with a vest and appendages. I guess is Toad was in 'Bowser's Inside Story' it'd take on a whole new meaning, amirite? *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*

  15. Vabolo on October 14th, 2009 1:27 am

    Rainbow Road isn't just a race track, you know.

  16. !@##$#%$%^%&^* on October 14th, 2009 2:24 am

    "I HAVE FURY!" -- Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
    "Your lives that I spit on are but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!" -- Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
    "So! The fink-rats come at last!" -- Mario & Luigi" Superstar Saga
    "I am waiting like an elevator." -- Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
    "Red and green put the fog of rage in my eyes and my mind goes crazy!" -- Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
    "I WILL HAVE FURY! I LAUGH AT DEFEAT! I FIGHT WITH RAGE! I HURT YOUR FACES!" -- Mario & Luigi" Partners in Time
    "I HAVE CHORTLES!" -- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
    "A WINNER IS YOU!" -- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
    "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless." -- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
    "I HAVE FAWFUL!" -- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
    "Fawful is on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!" -- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
    "All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!" -- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
    "Oh, I am feeling the power! It high-fives Fawful's face!" -- Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story
    "Now a Midbus battle will unfold like an angry dip of many layers on the chips of wildest hopes!" -- Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story
    "I have… DARKNESS!" -- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
    "SUPER PEACH'S CASTLE OF FURY!" -- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

    I think the above quotes are funnier. Fawful wins.

  17. nobrain on October 14th, 2009 3:14 am

    Is this why peach uses toad as defence in SSB =O
    Falcon TOAD!
    or, toaduken!
    Peach used gay! I mean toad! It's super effective!

    etc etc.

  18. AuraMaster on October 14th, 2009 3:51 am

    He's wearing a Velour vest and prances about like a kid in a candy store. I'm surprised nobody noticed it before.

  19. Tenck on October 14th, 2009 6:20 am

    HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!
    Link really does know his fairies!
    …HEY! LISTEN!

  20. LANX on October 14th, 2009 7:57 am

    Heeeeeey!!!

  21. LANX on October 14th, 2009 7:57 am

    Heeeeeey!!!

  22. Guji on October 14th, 2009 8:47 am

    "Mushroom, mushroom maan, (mushroom man, yeah)
    I want to be, a mushroom man.
    Mushroom, mushroom maan, (mushroom maan, yeah)
    I want to be, a mushroom man!"

  23. Turkeydipking on October 14th, 2009 9:32 am

    I always knew something was wrong with him…….

  24. Miketuu on October 14th, 2009 10:42 am

    Don't bash me for copying Captain Obvious, but homosexuals are gay.

  25. Aaron Hong on October 14th, 2009 6:33 pm

    Well, there IS that one song where Bowser keeps bringing up KY…

  26. Badonk on October 14th, 2009 8:08 pm

    hmm… im inclined to think this is false. Toad does tend to spend quit alot of time in peach's wizard sleeve

  27. MahJohnson on October 14th, 2009 9:51 pm

    This video is gay.

  28. MahJohnson on October 14th, 2009 9:51 pm

    This video is gay.

  29. MrRaccoon on October 14th, 2009 10:13 pm

    Since Shawn seems to be busy I'll post this just for the lolz
    http://steffanic.deviantart.com/art/GM-81-Bullet-

  30. Obliviously Obvious on October 14th, 2009 10:17 pm

    Plenty of people notice…we just don't make music vids about it

  31. Alarid on October 19th, 2009 3:08 pm

    I'd tap that.

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