Well, you’re certainly faster than Mario.

ZING! Well he is the fastest thing alive…
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Posted by StacMaster-S on October 15, 2009 · 2:14 PM 
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Adult Situations, Artistic, Awkward Moments, Cray-Z Crossovers, Depressing, Nintendo, Off Duty, Sega, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario Bros

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195 Responses to “Well, you’re certainly faster than Mario.”

  1. AreUExperienced on October 15th, 2009 11:39 pm

    There are still four lines, so it's not quite a combo break.
    There are still four lines, so it's not quite a combo break.
    There are still four lines, so it's not quite a combo break.
    There are still four lines, so it's not quite a combo break.

  2. Link_09 on October 15th, 2009 11:46 pm

    So i herd u liek chains?

  3. Daifuku on October 16th, 2009 6:08 am

    You herd wrong.

  4. Cypher on October 16th, 2009 5:45 am

    FFFFFF
    FFFFFF
    FFFFFF
    FFFFFF

    Whut

  5. Masterluigi452 on October 16th, 2009 1:59 pm

    UUUUU
    UUUUU
    UUUUU
    UUUUU

  6. Riot on October 16th, 2009 4:56 pm

    CCCCC
    CCCCC
    CCCCC
    CCCCCombo breaker!

  7. TheAceOfSkulls on October 17th, 2009 12:44 am

    KKKKK
    KKKKK
    KKKKK
    KKKKKombo Returns!

  8. VGGeek on October 17th, 2009 4:29 am

    !!!!!
    !!!!!
    !!!!!
    !!!!! What was that noise?

  9. Link_09 on October 15th, 2009 11:47 pm

    YOU'RE TOO SLOW….

    that's wat she sed.

  10. Aquarisk on October 15th, 2009 11:53 pm

    Sonic has been quoted in saying "Something you gotta take slow."

  11. codemaster525 on October 16th, 2009 12:28 am

    Really old, like a year since it was on kotaku.

  12. Rogan on October 16th, 2009 3:08 am

    no, its called retarded fanboys that will buy anything as long as it has a label. et enough, you can keep anything alive, like the playstation

  13. Paulrus-Keaton? on October 16th, 2009 3:37 am

    "Well, Peach. That's because I've… um…. got SO many women to love tonight thaaaa…. uhhhh…. um. Uh…"

  14. Masterluigi452 on October 16th, 2009 4:15 am

    Speeding won't solve every life problem you know….

  15. Masterluigi452 on October 16th, 2009 4:18 am

    I thought Comic Sans was always a fail.
    Somehow, this one is not…

  16. Daifuku on October 16th, 2009 6:15 am

    Because it's actually "comical"

  17. Senax on October 16th, 2009 1:12 pm

    Entire second page (aside from you, me, and luigi, of course) is full of BABIES!

    *babies are code for anons)

  18. Masterluigi452 on October 16th, 2009 2:01 pm

    Ok…
    Who gave me -1???

  19. Daifuku on October 16th, 2009 2:55 pm

    Fixed.

  20. Wisdombook on October 18th, 2009 3:28 am

    Double fixed =3

  21. Rogan on October 16th, 2009 5:04 am
  22. Miketuu on October 16th, 2009 3:46 pm

    lolwut?

  23. Daifuku on October 16th, 2009 6:34 am

    Am I the only person who thought of this when I saw this pic?
    http://sf.snafu-comics.com/index.php?comic_id=71

  24. TheAceOfSkulls on October 17th, 2009 12:46 am

    That was my first thought too. I just couldn't remember which comic it was.

  25. CastlyFTW on October 16th, 2009 6:58 am

    Come on! Step it up!

  26. Deadalive on October 16th, 2009 12:15 pm

    I did it all for the nookie, so you can take that… Cake-y^^

  27. NoChorus on October 16th, 2009 12:32 pm

    I guess fools really DO speed ahead.

  28. FoxyMayo on October 16th, 2009 6:40 pm

    Oh Peach! You dirty, dirty whore you!! First Bowser, then Mario, now THIS?? Who the hell are you gonna do next?!? Yoshi? Luigi?? DAISY?!?!

  29. Daifuku on October 16th, 2009 8:44 pm

    Solid Snake.
    Because his snake is most solid ^^

  30. Masterluigi452 on October 16th, 2009 10:20 pm

    This snake…
    Is most solid…

  31. Masterluigi452 on October 16th, 2009 10:19 pm

    Dude…
    She already slept with me….
    Meanwhile in Another Castle??
    Peach and Daisy???
    Doesn't that make Peach lesbian instead of whore??

  32. Wisdombook on October 17th, 2009 12:37 am

    She's a megawhore. If someone makes direct eye contact with her, she feels a sudden surge of slutness.

  33. Wisdombook on October 17th, 2009 2:36 am

    Try saying that 3 times fast.

  34. Masterluigi452 on October 17th, 2009 5:16 am

    Instead of naming her as Princess Peach, we should nickname her as Queen of Whore…

  35. Wisdombook on October 17th, 2009 6:04 am

    Too hard to pronounce. We just know.

  36. DudeOfDudes on October 17th, 2009 1:13 pm

    peach on daisy…HOT!

  37. DudeOfDudes on October 17th, 2009 1:17 pm

    The dude who drew this, made peach look hotter than daisy…not nice dude, daisy screws weegee, so daisy is better…

  38. fangsta on October 18th, 2009 6:59 pm

    ok is it just me or is halolz slowly turning into a hentai site i am not going back to this site for awhile

  39. CURIOUS HEDGEHOG IS CURIOUS : Halolz on October 23rd, 2009 12:56 am

    […] this how Peach and Sonic hooked up in the first place? I don’t mean to SKIRT the issue, but this is beginning to PEEK my […]

  40. saulomess on May 18th, 2010 7:44 am

    Lost, Mario! Peach is no longer a virgin.

  41. darksonic1 on September 10th, 2012 8:16 pm

    Hmmm so i heard that you liked furries. Well done peace well done.

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