Oh my god….. Who touched Sasha?! Who touched my SWORD!!!!!

She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tin cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. Wait… that’s not right…
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Posted by StacMaster-S on October 16, 2009 · 3:53 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (229 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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Cray-Z Crossovers, Heavy Weapons, Nintendo, Paranoia, Sequential Art, Super Smash Bros, Team Fortress 2, The Legend of Zelda, True Love, Valve Software, Wii

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65 Responses to “Oh my god….. Who touched Sasha?!”

  1. OrionX on October 16th, 2009 7:53 pm

    It cost 400,000 rupees to swing this weapon…for 12 seconds.

  2. Badonk on October 16th, 2009 8:02 pm

    He's about to insert his sword into link… and i dont mean his sword.

  3. MrRaccoon on October 16th, 2009 8:10 pm

    Who sinds Kokiris to fight me!

  4. Cypher on October 16th, 2009 8:16 pm

    CRY SOME MOAR.

    Or in Link's case..

    YELL RANDOMLY SOME MOAR.

  5. Master_Vir on October 16th, 2009 8:17 pm

    Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, (sniff) maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart twilight.

  6. Master_Vir on October 16th, 2009 8:18 pm

    Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, (sniff) maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart twilight.

    Or darkness, if you're inclined to read it that way.

  7. Master_Vir on October 16th, 2009 8:18 pm

    Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, (sniff) maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart twilight.

    Or "darkness", if you're inclined to read it that way.

  8. Master_Vir on October 16th, 2009 8:18 pm

    Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, (sniff) maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart twilight.

    Or replace "twilight" with "darkness" if you're inclined to read it that way.

  9. kirbyownsyou97 on October 16th, 2009 8:20 pm

    why did this remind me of scout navi.

  10. Leo058 on October 16th, 2009 8:38 pm

    I am Heavy Weapons Guy… and this… is my weapon. …Which I apparently keep in my ass.

  11. Daifuku on October 16th, 2009 8:38 pm

    I think a Crocodile Dundee reference would have been better.

    That's not a sword. THIS IS A SWORD!!!

  12. Last on October 16th, 2009 9:06 pm

    looks like Gannon is going to have to choke a link.

  13. BlueChameleon on October 16th, 2009 9:11 pm

    What was that Triforce? Kill them all?
    GOOD IDEA!

  14. Xyonas on October 16th, 2009 9:12 pm

    Why does the picture say saCha. Honestly check your selling noobs.

  15. BurnoutSpartan on October 16th, 2009 9:23 pm

    Says the man capitalizing the C and not the S

  16. BurnoutSpartan on October 16th, 2009 9:26 pm

    Link: BONK!

  17. Vabolo on October 16th, 2009 10:24 pm

    That Midna's a Spy!

  18. TheAceOfSkulls on October 16th, 2009 11:35 pm

    "It wasn't me! I swear!"
    "What was that? It sounded like 'I touched your sword! Please kill my friends and family!' Can do!"

  19. BoardBreaker93 on October 16th, 2009 11:51 pm

    Get Behind me, Doctor!!!…….Doctor? Oops, I already killed him, that's right.

    "I am heavy guy….that's not right."

  20. stork on October 17th, 2009 3:31 am

    gannon mad gannon smash

  21. AuraMaster on October 17th, 2009 9:40 am

    Ganondorf is credit to team

  22. Cortez on October 17th, 2009 10:46 am

    WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME!?!?!

  23. Miketuu on October 17th, 2009 6:02 pm

    That Sheik's a spy!

  24. Corenator on October 18th, 2009 1:41 am

    Now I'm wondering what toppings Ganondorf likes on his sandvich…

  25. bleeker on October 19th, 2009 6:40 am

    not funny

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