Can’t let you, Do the Mario! Lou Albano (1933 - 2009)

Heya pizannos! It’s the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
…Poor Lou, he’s “Doin’ The Mario” up in heaven now.
By Nick Soapdish

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Posted by StacMaster-S on October 21, 2009 · 11:19 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (177 votes, average: 3.16 out of 5)
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Can't Let You Do That, Depressing, Lords of the Dance, Nintendo, StarFox, Super Mario Bros, TV Shows

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153 Responses to “Can’t let you, Do the Mario!”

  1. Roflcopter419 on October 22nd, 2009 3:44 pm

    *destroys zippospear*

    I don't need your sympathy.

  2. Daifuku on October 22nd, 2009 3:46 pm

    *Zippospear reforms in hand* Hehehe, You'll have to try harder than that.

  3. Daifuku on October 22nd, 2009 3:49 pm

    You know….that one guy…with the face…and the hair…

  4. Badonk on October 22nd, 2009 4:19 pm

    Dai why go to the trouble, its just a wolfite.

    *yells in the air*
    SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!
    *rumbling noise*

  5. Badonk on October 22nd, 2009 4:19 pm

    no, horses are terrible human beings

  6. MassiveDamage on October 22nd, 2009 4:21 pm

    Inb4
    Can't let you criticize this submisson, Cam

  7. Daifuku on October 22nd, 2009 4:28 pm

    Reporter: Global Warming has taken a suddenly massive spike. The polar ice caps have melted to 25% of their former mass and planet wide flooding has been reported. California has also sunk into the ocean. In the aftermath of this huge natural disaster, we can only ask ourselves: What have we done?

    A few hours earlier…
    Okay…he asked for it. *charges Zippospear to maximum power and hurls it at Rofl* Ultimate Weapon of Destruction: Wrath of the Zippo Empire!!!

  8. PaladinVance on October 22nd, 2009 4:51 pm

    I was told we were fighting men!

  9. Roflcopter419 on October 22nd, 2009 7:44 pm

    *Does a barrel roll and dodges*

  10. Roflcopter419 on October 22nd, 2009 7:49 pm

    As do I. And you may notice that this post and the 9/11 ones are both by nick soapdish.

  11. Roflcopter419 on October 22nd, 2009 7:50 pm

    Just a wolfite?

    Good sir, I am wolf's high priest, and you will refer to me as such.

  12. Roflcopter419 on October 22nd, 2009 7:52 pm

    Now that would imply murder. The 1933-2009 just shows that he is dead.

  13. Roflcopter419 on October 22nd, 2009 7:54 pm

    An anti-wolfite, huh?

    Alright, away with you! I SMITE THEE!

    *pulls out rat flail and proceeds to beat bleeker mercilessly.

  14. Badonk on October 22nd, 2009 7:57 pm

    Mario?

  15. MrRaccoon on October 22nd, 2009 8:02 pm

    Man *sob* that's beautiful.
    If I could, I would give you a 100 e-peen right now

  16. MrRaccoon on October 22nd, 2009 8:16 pm

    Did all comments just dissapeared?!
    :O
    HACK!

  17. Roflcopter419 on October 22nd, 2009 8:32 pm

    I guess ID accidentally our comments.

  18. BurnoutSpartan on October 22nd, 2009 8:33 pm

    Thats deep man….

  19. Arch_Evil_Angel on October 22nd, 2009 8:43 pm

    My God, this was simply amazing. You, sir, just won the internet.

  20. TheRedGrunt on October 22nd, 2009 9:12 pm

    RIP Lou.

  21. Stealthbladez on October 22nd, 2009 9:29 pm

    I wonder, if the world ws destroyed, id probably still be stuck on an island, but instead of being in the middle of the ocean, id be in the middle of space.

  22. AquaLink on October 22nd, 2009 9:45 pm

    exactly. the dates just show his lifespan, not that wolf killed him

  23. Mijo on October 22nd, 2009 10:29 pm

    All the awesome people are dying off in 2009. D:
    The question is why & who's next?

  24. VGGeek on October 22nd, 2009 11:11 pm

    GAME OVER
    Player Name
    —L.O.U.—
    Insert (1) more coins

  25. codemaster525 on October 22nd, 2009 11:30 pm

    …you sir…are epic…

  26. codemaster525 on October 22nd, 2009 11:31 pm

    Its not supposed to be a noun.

  27. codemaster525 on October 22nd, 2009 11:32 pm

    DONT JINX IT. UMM HE MEANT STEVE JOBS!

  28. Nick Soapdish on October 22nd, 2009 11:33 pm

    I made a horrible miscarriage joke to, but that's less remembered.

  29. BoardBreaker93 on October 22nd, 2009 11:47 pm

    Dude…A moment of silence for the Great Lou Albano….He will be missed.

  30. Dan on October 23rd, 2009 12:43 am

    So then, how is Wolf not letting him dance? The implication is that wolf is responsible for the condition where he can't do the Mario, and that condition is that he is dead.

  31. Exploderizer on October 23rd, 2009 1:09 am

    Oh, ja, the Wolf joke…

  32. Roflcopter419 on October 23rd, 2009 3:34 am

    At my old school, I had one classmate whose name was James Brown, and I knew him around the time that the singer James Brown died. I mocked him for a few weeks saying "Ha ha, you're dead."

  33. Roflcopter419 on October 23rd, 2009 3:36 am

    Actually, I think it shows that Wolf is acknowledging his death and mocking him, not being responsible for it.

  34. Vabolo on October 24th, 2009 11:17 pm

    It was even harder during the development process.

  35. Vabolo on October 24th, 2009 11:19 pm

    This bong, however…

  36. Vabolo on October 24th, 2009 11:21 pm

    *insert Ctrl+Alt+Del reference here*

  37. Vabolo on October 24th, 2009 11:25 pm

    Can't let you use that, pain reliever!

  38. Dracojounin7 on November 6th, 2009 4:37 pm

    Smash Ball, anyone? Landmasters don't grow on trees when trying to crush infidels!

  39. Daifuku on October 25th, 2009 9:32 am

    The N is a lie. No one likes the N.

  40. Dracojounin7 on November 6th, 2009 4:25 pm

    And lo, may your moves be blessed.

  41. Dracojounin7 on November 6th, 2009 4:28 pm

    And Bill Gates.

  42. Dracojounin7 on November 6th, 2009 4:38 pm

    If any video game line fits Lou Albano, this is it:

    YOU DESERVE A MEDAL!

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