When you get hit with a green shell in mario cart

Accurate chart is accurate!
Submitted by Corey Van Slyke

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Posted by StacMaster-S on October 27, 2009 · 1:18 PM 
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82 Responses to “Green Shell Chart”

  1. Acrazymonke on October 27th, 2009 5:34 pm

    Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true

  2. Jeot21 on October 27th, 2009 5:35 pm

    True. -cries-

  3. meinmattias on October 27th, 2009 5:52 pm

    Pretty much…

  4. pinecone2654 on October 27th, 2009 5:52 pm

    NEVER go to the floor level when battling in Block Forts :P

  5. Ataeru on October 27th, 2009 5:53 pm

    REALLY? its kinda reverse for me.

  6. Arch_Evil_Angel on October 27th, 2009 5:58 pm

    This is why you use the green shell as a shield instead of a weapon.

  7. MasqueNoMercy on October 27th, 2009 5:59 pm

    in mario 64 i always held mine behind me and shot them backwards… when you get the triple id make sure a wall and turn were coming up and fire them at the right side as a turned left of vice versa… i learned my lesson very early that even if you think you can hit someone you wont and instead you will get hit and fly off the course… not sure if all those rules apply to the newer versions

    i write lone messages sometimes, i knows it

  8. Corey Van Slyke on October 27th, 2009 6:16 pm

    I would like to point out that I didn't make this chart. I just found it and submitted it, knowing that this chart does hold true for me, even when I shoot it backwards.

    Thanks Halolz, my Nerdvana has risen to a new level.

  9. DClaw on October 27th, 2009 6:51 pm

    Has anyone noticed that this ONLY happens when your on the final lap…And the green shells seem to ONLY hit you…And you roll to last place because of it?

  10. Badonk on October 27th, 2009 7:01 pm

    It's called Karma, its retribution for all your masturbation over the years.

  11. G1drake on October 27th, 2009 7:22 pm

    green shells??? in my way?? it more likely than you think.

  12. kirbyownsyou97 on October 27th, 2009 7:44 pm

    i get hit by every item anyway.

  13. Leo058 on October 27th, 2009 8:11 pm

    I always drop mine behind.
    Or hold it out back and hit the brakes. That'll teach the asshole for tailgating me.

  14. MrRaccoon on October 27th, 2009 8:18 pm

    Sad fact: This applies with banana peels, because you're the only one stupid enough to step on the same trap you put or launch

  15. Captain Rehab on October 27th, 2009 8:48 pm

    The Truth… IT BURNS!!!!!
    *face melts*

  16. BurnoutSpartan on October 27th, 2009 9:06 pm

    Its much worse on Mario Kart DS. You humiliate yourself on TWO screens.

  17. Techercizer on October 27th, 2009 9:16 pm

    Spy sappin' mah shells!

  18. Vabolo on October 27th, 2009 9:36 pm

    When a video game chart will be posted on Halolz:

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  19. Vabolo on October 27th, 2009 9:39 pm

    CONFOUNDED INTENSEDEBATE! You have spoiled my plans one time too many! *goes to angry dome*

  20. Marzen on October 27th, 2009 5:41 pm

    This never actually happens to me anymore, because I always send them BACKWARDS, and then I'm normally moving too fast for it to hit me back. Fool me once, shame on you, green shells.

  21. AreUExperienced on October 27th, 2009 11:20 pm

    It is a well-known fact that green shells are the number one preventable cause of death in Mario Kart. Remember, children: stay well, don't use shells!

  22. need_more_Kirby on October 28th, 2009 12:24 am

    there should have been another chart mentioning how many times you hit some one with a green shell, or would that be kind of the same as the how many times someone hits YOU with one?

  23. BoardBreaker93 on October 28th, 2009 12:46 am

    It's called shell envy. D:

  24. Cheat2Win on October 28th, 2009 4:05 am

    Every fucking time, man, every fucking time.

  25. Daifuku on October 28th, 2009 9:48 am

    That's why the green shell is for the hardcore only. Noobs can't handle it!

  26. Colonel_Obvious on October 28th, 2009 10:09 am

    Well, It doesn't help the data is skewed by noobs who don't know how to use the almighty green shell…
    ~*~
    FIRST!!!!

  27. ProfessorLuigi452 on October 28th, 2009 10:34 pm

    Free Green Shell Check!!

  28. MassiveDamage on October 28th, 2009 11:13 pm

    I've come to an outstanding deduction over here:
    1. Green shells are Green;
    2. Weegee is Green;
    3. We don't notice Weegee;
    4. We don't notice said green shell;
    5. Lose perfect score due to unnoticement.

  29. ProfessorLuigi452 on October 29th, 2009 4:57 am

    I hear you mentioned Luigi.

  30. ProfessorLuigi452 on October 29th, 2009 5:46 am

    When you throw a green shell and hit someone, it's epic.
    But when you get hit by your own green shell, it's an epic fail.

  31. Pokemaster on October 31st, 2009 3:33 am

    Accurate Chart is VERY accurate

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  33. Rocker23220 on November 3rd, 2009 7:11 am

    GOD, I hate it when that happens.
    That's why I just use them as a shield. If I get the single one, I just hold it behind me, and if I got three, that's even better.

    But for me I always get hit with that freaking spiked blue shell on the last lap, right before the finish line DX

  34. Jiraister on May 26th, 2011 8:38 am

    Lulz

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