While playing Mass Effect 2, you should always follow doctor’s orders!
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Posted by StacMaster-S on January 25, 2010 · 7:00 AM 
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34 Responses to “[VIDEO] Mordin on Interspecies Relationships”

  1. FoxyMayo on January 25th, 2010 12:27 pm

    Lolwut?

  2. dimomarg on January 25th, 2010 2:21 pm

    uh… ok? Seems like useful advice…

  3. Acrazymonke on January 25th, 2010 2:41 pm

    biw chicka wow OH DEAR LORD WHAT IS THAT

  4. Badonk on January 25th, 2010 6:44 pm

    I guess its safe to say he discharges, instead of ingestion.

  5. Someguy5031 on January 25th, 2010 7:37 pm

    And I thought Sex Ed classes were a breeze. Then they throw this into the equation….

  6. Alpar on January 25th, 2010 10:12 pm

    UNLESS IT'S A FARM.

  7. Captain Rehab on January 25th, 2010 11:12 pm

    Quick, get the eye bleach!!!

  8. Teradohn on January 25th, 2010 11:34 pm

    Awwwwkwaaaaaard…

  9. GullibleGregory on January 25th, 2010 6:42 pm

    Maybe the lube…maybe it's made out of chocolate

  10. GullibleGregory on January 25th, 2010 11:42 pm

    Where can I get a wristwatch with alien sex positions on it?

  11. BillyMaysHere on January 26th, 2010 12:18 am

    HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH THE BUCKET O'EYE BLEACH! WITH JUST ONE CUP, ALL THE NASTY THINGS YOU SAW TWENTY SECONDS BEFORE USE WILL DISAPPEAR FROM YOUR MIND COMPLETELY!*

    *(DOES NOT INCLUDE WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN ON 4CHAN)

  12. Coodoo on January 26th, 2010 12:32 am

    Too many big words! DX

  13. Jet_Sparrow on January 26th, 2010 1:06 am

    I'll try to take that to heart.

  14. Vabolo on January 26th, 2010 2:21 am

    I see dead celebrities!

  15. Vabolo on January 26th, 2010 2:31 am

    I'll give you three guesses.

  16. Vabolo on January 26th, 2010 2:33 am

    Cadslippery-brand chocolate sauce.

  17. Thebes on January 26th, 2010 2:48 am

    Spellcheck, what the fuck? "saliva"

    And that's not grammar dude, it's spelling. They're different.

  18. Thebes on January 26th, 2010 3:12 am

    In that case, thank you for being considerate.

  19. Juledawg on January 26th, 2010 3:15 am

    In other words " Bow chicka bow wow "

  20. Shawn Handyside on January 26th, 2010 4:55 am

    HEAVEN OR HELL, LETS ROCK

  21. Gradius on January 26th, 2010 9:55 am

    Can't let you screw that, Starfox.

  22. TheAceOfSkulls on January 26th, 2010 11:34 am

    If more doctors did something like that, no one would ever mind getting shots!

  23. Vabolo on January 26th, 2010 12:36 pm

    It's as tasty as it is ineffable! :D

  24. Caelun_Niveus on January 26th, 2010 2:28 pm

    Studding >_< I uses Firefox's spellchecker on that too.

  25. MyApologies on January 26th, 2010 4:35 pm

    I'll stick to eating an apple a day..

  26. akis on January 26th, 2010 6:09 pm

    interesting, the way the doctor is talking is as if he gets people on a regular basic with these questions

    and if i heard CHAFFING, fuck it, i'll pass

  27. Caelun_Niveus on January 26th, 2010 2:28 pm

    Studding >_< I uses Firefox's spellchecker on that too.

  28. AuraMaster on January 26th, 2010 10:24 pm

    That just made my day. A plus for you, good sir. p.-

  29. AuraMaster on January 26th, 2010 10:29 pm

    Holy crap, Mordin knows a lot about interspecies relations. No wonder they call him Dr. Love.

  30. Kirby_Emprer on January 26th, 2010 11:30 pm

    if you thought that was good you should hear his singing voice target="_blank"> rel="nofollow">… listen to doctor singing such hits as "xenoscience studies" "scientist salarian" , "Species turian, asari and batarian" and many many more… ok well most of it is just ONE song but i like to make up songs names for him… is that a crime >:O

  31. YYS on January 27th, 2010 6:42 am

    You're gonna love my nuts!

  32. tstriker1 on October 27th, 2010 8:28 am

    This is all seriously in the story and I didn't miss a thing, did I……I'm going to need to play the game again….aren't I…..

  33. Eddshere on February 4th, 2012 10:34 am

    His advice for Krogan:
    Don't.

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