THOU SHALT NOT RUN OUT OF LIVES

And the lord spoke onto Moses, “Go forth and defeat Contra, I shall give you my holiest of codes to aid you. ”
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Posted by StacMaster-S on January 28, 2010 · 8:21 AM 
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54 Responses to “THOU SHALT NOT RUN OUT OF LIVES”

  1. Leo058 on January 28th, 2010 1:53 pm

    I had another, more offensive way to end that… let's just say it involved Germany, the early-mid 1900's, and the word "Auschwitz".

  2. Gamage on January 28th, 2010 2:33 pm

    So thats how he parted the the sea!

  3. MassiveDamage on January 28th, 2010 2:48 pm

    HAX!

  4. dimomarg on January 28th, 2010 2:53 pm

    Hacks AND blasphemy. Now what is Dr Hax Gonna throw?

  5. Roflcopter419 on January 28th, 2010 3:08 pm

    Thou shalt not bitch when fragged.

    Thy shall respect thy pc and thy console.

    Thou shalt not use hax.

    Thou shalt not team-kill… unless your teammate art being a douche.

  6. Arch_Evil_Angel on January 28th, 2010 3:15 pm

    I.Gaming is thy holy pastime, thou shalt not have outdoor activities before thee.
    II.Thou shalt not be fanboyish in the name of gaming.
    III.Remember thou keep holy the game release dates.
    IV.Honor thy PC and thy console.
    V.Thou shalt not kill steal.
    VI.Thou shalt not frag…without gloating in the aftermath.
    VII.Thou shalt lose graciously; thou shalt not bitch nor whine when fragged.
    VIII.Thou shalt accept thy dice rolls as the will of the gods.
    IX.Thou shalt teabag only in the wake of unquestionable ownage.

  7. MasqueNoMercy on January 28th, 2010 3:20 pm

    there was a spaceballs cartoon that was shown on G4 like a year ago that had this!

    everyone getting transported into a GTA world but with like every video game character in it instead of a normal city, all the characters only had 1hp… so they used that code to give them infinite hp and then they could defend themselves

  8. Fission on January 28th, 2010 3:22 pm

    Is it just me, or does that guy look like he was in the original Planet of the Apes?

  9. cokefan999 on January 28th, 2010 6:05 pm

    Needs moar Falcon. :)

  10. Vosur on January 28th, 2010 6:25 pm

    Strange, that's what he did to the bush…

  11. Vosur on January 28th, 2010 6:25 pm

    Falcon Almighty is the one who gave him the code.

  12. Leo058 on January 28th, 2010 1:52 pm

    Unfortunately, he forgot the last part of the code, and the Jewish people repeatedly got their asses kicked throughout history.

  13. MrRaccoon on January 28th, 2010 8:24 pm

    Last time I tried it to destroy the world and summon an army of rabid raccoons… and all I got was a dog following my soccer ball!

  14. Thebes on January 28th, 2010 9:32 pm

    Bwahahahaha!

  15. akis on January 28th, 2010 11:12 pm

    God got uber pissed about the Pharoh pwning the Jews so he gave Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and then haxed the Red Sea level so they can run through. Moses then paused the game, turned off his cheats, closing the red sea behind him drowning the pharoh. God lol'd.

  16. Thebes on January 28th, 2010 8:18 pm

    Uue uue shita shita, migi hidari migi hidari

  17. MasterLuigi452 on January 29th, 2010 1:43 am

    So…
    That code works on NES games??

  18. KiruBananers on January 29th, 2010 2:46 am

    I heard he,and every other crazy person back then in that book,talked to themselves.

  19. Daifuku on January 30th, 2010 8:46 am

    The next comandment is how to turn on Noclip. Now you know how Moses parted the Red Sea ;D

  20. JanValentine on January 30th, 2010 7:25 pm

    Bringing the motherf*cking death by konami!

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