TOAD - HE HAS THE WORST JOB EVER

Seriously… why would anyone sign up for a job protecting the princess? There’s a kidnapping attempt on her almost every day, and in Smash Bros. things are even more dangerous!

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Posted by StacMaster-S on August 5, 2010 · 2:26 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (246 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
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Depressing, GameCube, Nintendo, Shields Up, Special Attacks, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros

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109 Responses to “TOAD – HE HAS THE WORST JOB EVER”

  1. Cypher on August 5th, 2010 6:27 am

    Obviously he didn't read the job description.

  2. Taiho on August 5th, 2010 6:33 am

    Move up soldier, I'll be right behind you!

  3. vatonnage on August 5th, 2010 6:45 am

    Compared to the job of his distant cousin, the Goomba, I'm pretty sure this is nothing.

  4. Xyxoz on August 5th, 2010 6:45 am

    *tries to pull out Toad but finds note*
    Sorry, Princess, but I'm in another castle! Good luck, bitch!

  5. Darkangelsv1 on August 5th, 2010 6:53 am

    I don't know whether to call it a Meatshield or a Veganshield.

  6. Ozymil on August 5th, 2010 8:24 am

    I'll let you take a guess as to where that rocket is heading. Here's a hint: it's not anywhere near his face.

  7. Videogamefool on August 5th, 2010 10:13 am

    With great pleasure comes great responsibility.

  8. XxGiroxX on August 5th, 2010 6:14 am

    Well at least that isnt a super missle….

  9. Tadferd on August 5th, 2010 10:48 am

    Toad: So you're saying I can stop missiles?
    Toadsworth: When you're ready Toad, you won't have to.

  10. Combatbeaver on August 5th, 2010 6:59 am

    also since he is pretty much the same height as young link i think he can also fit in and out of that tiny hole with ease!

  11. Fearow on August 5th, 2010 11:05 am

    Sad to say, his job does get worse. When Peach and Daisy are having lesbo time, they sometimes rape him up the ass with a dildo.

  12. Not_anon on August 5th, 2010 11:48 am

    Well you make it sound like an amazing job.

  13. Not_anon on August 5th, 2010 8:12 am

    First he gets toad, Then he has the worst job ever. Will things ever work out for him.

    I'm still not used to this link thing in comments. I am refering to the "Princess Parking Only" pic. -_-

  14. CdiGanon on August 5th, 2010 12:16 pm

    Oh my god I love you guys

  15. CdiGanon on August 5th, 2010 12:17 pm

    Sorry Toad, your job benefits are in another princess.

  16. meinmattias on August 5th, 2010 9:45 am

    Taking phallic missiles in the face? I hope he's getting paid porn star money for that!

  17. spaghettiweegee on August 5th, 2010 10:00 am

    Well, Toad hangs out all day in Peach's…. "Tiny Hole"… They must be having an affair. That's it! Peach is a dominatrix!

  18. spaghettiweegee on August 5th, 2010 2:03 pm

    HOLD IT!

    Toad couldn't have picked up any lice because…

    *super close up on me*

    HE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!

  19. MasterLuigi452 on August 5th, 2010 2:07 pm

    Giggity!

  20. MasterLuigi452 on August 5th, 2010 2:16 pm

    Look on the bright side Toad.
    This is WAY better then the time when you caught Blorb.

  21. Kirbyzilla on August 5th, 2010 2:21 pm

    in the nes toad flips you off, so i do guess he hates his job quite much.

  22. Dimomarg on August 5th, 2010 3:07 pm

    It's like he's about to suck cock, only he's about to eat missile.

  23. TheFancyPants on August 5th, 2010 3:29 pm

    Well, it could be worse Toad it could…umm…
    No I guess it couldn't really be worse.

  24. dekuskrub1 on August 5th, 2010 3:33 pm

    i gotta ask
    where did you get the sprites?

  25. Tifakitteh on August 5th, 2010 3:41 pm

    ROCKET POWERED DILDOS:
    Screw those eggs and rabbit-eared dildos, Samus is extreme.

  26. Marzen on August 5th, 2010 4:04 pm

    Poor dude. Just look at how badly rendered he is! He doesn't even look like he should be in Melee, let alone Brawl! D:

  27. Alpar on August 5th, 2010 4:36 pm

    FINALLY, a CLEVER Smash. Bros. submission…

  28. MrNaleIt on August 5th, 2010 4:57 pm

    She must really hate homosexuals…

    Here's a link to what I mean: http://www.halolz.com/2009/10/13/video-the-truth-

  29. DClaw on August 5th, 2010 5:11 pm

    Pfft. The worst job in the world would be having the occupation of "Punching Bag" to Captain Falcon.

  30. Fireman9000 on August 5th, 2010 1:16 pm

    OBJECTION!

    While your evidence is good, Zelda uses magic to change her Hair color,Clothes, and Gender,
    So she actually is using magic which means she IS A TRAP. So you win this case Alpar.

  31. monky2740 on August 5th, 2010 3:11 pm

    How exactly is that part so bad?

  32. Matterisgood on August 5th, 2010 10:44 pm

    OBJECTION it is impossible for Toad to have a job, because NO ONE PLAYS PRINCESS PEACH!

  33. KamikazeGible on August 5th, 2010 10:53 pm

    Toad will be one happy mushroom when he retires. That is assuming he lives that long…

  34. Pokemaster on August 5th, 2010 8:43 pm

    HOLD IT!

    Toad cannot contract genital lice beacuse… HE HAS NO GENETILLIA! You've lost! Good day, sir!

  35. GuessWho666 on August 6th, 2010 2:10 am

    HEY!LIS-
    oh whats the point. everybody hates me.

  36. AuraMaster on August 6th, 2010 9:29 am

    Toad must be happy about the news in California, then.

  37. Fireman9000 on August 6th, 2010 9:48 am

    You deserve a +1.

  38. Zero on August 7th, 2010 4:17 am

    OH F***

  39. Fearow on August 8th, 2010 8:11 pm

    This has a misstag! There be nobody who can shoot such missles in the gamecube SSB. This is obviously a Wii screenie.

  40. Odd Troll on August 10th, 2010 11:49 pm

    Wait…. Why doesn't Toad…
    HAVE A GAME?!?!?

  41. Odd Troll on September 3rd, 2010 10:36 pm

    Peach:I shall put you, in my pants!
    Toad:*elongated neck* Nope

  42. deathbychickens on September 7th, 2010 12:39 am

    *toad wakes up* hmmm? what the !@#$ i was just sleeping…. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. AManWithACloak on May 15th, 2011 2:45 am

    Toad: A master of reversals.

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