I WILL PUT YOU IN MY PANTS

Wow another one already? Also wait, doesn’t the completed triforce grant wishes? And you’re shoving it down your pants? That… can’t end well.
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Posted by StacMaster-S on August 12, 2010 · 8:07 PM 
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Bad Ideas, In My Pants, Nintendo, Retro, Secret Items, SNES, The Legend of Zelda

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69 Responses to “I WILL PUT YOU IN MY PANTS”

  1. ctf1990 on August 12th, 2010 8:10 pm

    Good luck fitting it there :P

  2. GameboyPATH on August 12th, 2010 8:11 pm

    As you can see, Navi is far away from him in this picture.

  3. Shawn Handyside on August 12th, 2010 8:18 pm

    Finally broke down and made an "In My Pants" category.

    DAH DAH DAH DAAAAH!

  4. Xyxoz on August 12th, 2010 8:26 pm

    *puts Triforce in pants*
    *Naked Zelda appears in pants*
    sweet.

  5. CdiGanon on August 12th, 2010 8:27 pm

    This ain't the only thing I got three of in my pants!

  6. Fireman9000 on August 12th, 2010 8:35 pm

    With three sharp edges, it is a very bad idea to put the triforce in your pants.

  7. Arb on August 12th, 2010 9:04 pm

    And now Zelda is very impressed with Link’s Master Sword.

  8. meinmattias on August 12th, 2010 9:09 pm

    The best thing about the Triforce is that you can wish for it to fit into your pants!

  9. LeoTheProdigy on August 12th, 2010 9:17 pm

    These are getting kind of desperate… the originals were funny due to strange objects and facial expressions.

  10. Nick Soapdish on August 12th, 2010 8:26 pm

    http://failolz.deviantart.com/#/d2w96gb
    <img src="http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/224/a/b/I_will_put_you__in_my_pants__by_Failolz.jpg"&gt;

    Cause it's a wallet…… and wallets usually go in pants…….so……..um… yeah………

  11. Miles on August 12th, 2010 9:26 pm

    Well, his pants get any wish they want now.

  12. tveye on August 12th, 2010 9:32 pm

    Link's pixelated shlong will fit perfectly in that "hole".

  13. KamikazeGible on August 12th, 2010 9:57 pm

    Instead of putting it in your pants, use it to wish for a bigger…erm, fishing rod… yeah….

  14. BurnoutSpartan on August 12th, 2010 10:26 pm

    Hey, Zelda! Wanna see my Triforce of Power? *wink wink*

  15. Red_Skull on August 12th, 2010 10:34 pm

    Come one come all get your TriForce C*#k Ring
    COURAGE
    POWER
    WISDOM
    You can have it all for 19.99!
    Buy it now we will throw in another one FREE OF CHARGE!
    +plus Shipping and Handling
    Power, Courage, Wisdom varies by Self Esteem, Girth, and Knowledge of user
    Side effects include loss of penis

  16. GuessWho666 on August 12th, 2010 10:53 pm

    Link do you really want to give your penis a wish?
    We already know what it wants.

  17. vatonnage on August 12th, 2010 11:05 pm

    The Triforce of Wisdom seems to be ineffectual when Link uses it…

  18. Fearow on August 12th, 2010 11:45 pm

    Hmmm… I find Zelda II funnier, when he picks up that little kid or doll or w/e… That would be a funnier "I will put you… In my pants" picture.

  19. Brawling Bouse on August 12th, 2010 11:56 pm

    Is that a Triforce of Power in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

  20. TheTopHatKid on August 13th, 2010 12:13 am

    More like "in my tunic" amirite? :D

  21. Jet_Sparrow on August 13th, 2010 12:14 am

    You already have Nabooru, Zelda, Midna, Ruto, Saria and Malon. Do you really need the Triforce as well?

  22. MercenaryBlue on August 13th, 2010 1:04 am

    That can’t end well… for her!

  23. Paulrus-Keaton? on August 13th, 2010 1:16 am

    Is this how we need to get your attention Shawn? By putting strange items down our pants. YOU'RE SICK MAN.

  24. NoChorus on August 13th, 2010 2:24 am

    Link: "I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me! If the King did it, so can I right?"

  25. TCC on August 13th, 2010 3:02 am

    ,,,,,, link wears pants? ,_,

  26. Dimomarg on August 13th, 2010 3:24 am

    I don't have any intelligent comment to make about this. But I managed to come up with this:

    Well, he's gonna need a bigger condom when his journey ends…

  27. MoG on August 13th, 2010 3:56 am

    And so The Triforce was put into his pants. Being as the inside of his pants neither evil or good, the Triforce made a world according to what the inside of his pants wanted. But some say the world was so devastating it couldnt be mentioned. Others were overjoyed.

  28. cAlTh3MAd on August 13th, 2010 10:04 am

    Do not put the Triforce of Wisdom down your pants if you have a history of heart or stomach problems, or "in my pants" jokes syndrome; for this may lead to serious side effects including: Heart failure, Loss of bowel control, and Loss of pants disease. Please consult your physician if the Triforce of Wisdom lasts for over 4 hours.

    overused joke is overused :3

  29. krugun on August 13th, 2010 10:17 am

    These are not pants, it's a kilt! Only MEN where kilts….and some pointy eared youngsters…

  30. penguindude42 on August 13th, 2010 7:53 pm

    I know what he's gonna wish for, and it starts with "Natural" and ends with "Male Enhancement".

  31. AuraMaster on August 13th, 2010 11:53 pm

    Bestiality? In MY Halolz?

  32. John Alexander Richard Ledsom on August 14th, 2010 7:06 pm

    If it's what my crotch wants, then it can only end well.

  33. Odd Troll on August 30th, 2010 6:12 pm

    the Triforce is getting….
    Pantsed

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