What was that Sandvich? "Put you in  my pants?" Good idea! Hahaha!

Don’t worry… it’s just ham!
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Posted by StacMaster-S on August 30, 2010 · 9:05 PM 
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92 Responses to “What was that Sandvich? “Put you in my pants?””

  1. MrNaleIt on August 30th, 2010 9:07 pm

    Afterwards, Heavy finds mayo in Sandvich….


  2. SnowKatana on August 30th, 2010 9:07 pm

    Sandvichs -- They always give good advice

  3. SenorTaco77 on August 30th, 2010 9:07 pm

    Well I don't know if Heavy is like White Goodman, but I for sure do not want to walk in on him masturbating with that sandvich.

  4. MrRaccoon on August 30th, 2010 9:08 pm

    Looks like there's a party on Heavy's pants
    And he's bringing the snacks too!

  5. GameboyPATH on August 30th, 2010 9:15 pm

    Just as long as he's conserving energy.

  6. Grammar Nazi Ghost on August 30th, 2010 9:16 pm

    I will put you…

  7. Gamage on August 30th, 2010 9:20 pm

    I gotta hand it to you.

  8. Gamage on August 30th, 2010 9:24 pm

    He's going to take the tooth pick out of it first, right?

  9. Alpar on August 30th, 2010 9:24 pm

    Don't forget, whatever else the Heavy holds must go into his pants too.

    That includes the boxing gloves, chocolate bar, Natasha, Sasha, and his hands themselves.

  10. MajorMantis on August 30th, 2010 9:31 pm

    He's already put the chocolate bar in there.

  11. Grammar Nazi Ghost on August 30th, 2010 9:41 pm

    Is that a -1 troll I smell?

    *sniffs air*

    Yes it is.

    *grabs Luger*


  12. OrionX on August 30th, 2010 9:45 pm

    Is that a sandvich in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

  13. Yami_Bakura on August 30th, 2010 10:08 pm

    That poor worthless Sandvich…going to a place far worse than the Shadow Realm…at least he doesn't have to play a children's card game there.

  14. Dr.Panda on August 30th, 2010 10:09 pm

    This is mayo all over my sandvich, right?

  15. Tifakitteh on August 30th, 2010 10:16 pm

    This joke is all fun and games, until you realize…
    Sandvich is rel="nofollow">ACTUALLY PART OF RED TEAM.

  16. KamikazeGible on August 30th, 2010 10:27 pm

    A clever twist on the put you in my pants submissions! An internet goes to this good submission!

    Also, -insert overdone Mayo joke here-

  17. Shawn Handyside on August 30th, 2010 10:53 pm


  18. El_bruno on August 30th, 2010 11:20 pm

    Wow, rule 34 REALLY has no exceptions…
    Now pardon me, I'm gonna hide in that corner if you need me

  19. IcyTime15 on August 30th, 2010 11:49 pm

    Heavy must really like his sandvichs. He better hope the mustered doesn't burn him, Down there.

  20. Mentlegen on August 30th, 2010 11:54 pm

    That sandvich already has plenty of ham, it doesn't need more meat…

  21. meinmattias on August 30th, 2010 11:58 pm


  22. FoxyMayo on August 31st, 2010 12:20 am

    If a Scout snuck a Bonk! Atomic Punch into his pants, he could create a Dalokohs Bar.

  23. ZombieGoatse on August 31st, 2010 12:32 am

    Looks like the sandvich. . .
    will be heavy with meat.


  24. Roflcopter419 on August 31st, 2010 1:09 am

    I could complain all day about why this is a horrible idea, but I'd rather not. It's probably best not to think about it for too long anyway.

  25. TCC on August 31st, 2010 1:37 am

    I guess you could say he's putting the ham


    next to his salami…


  26. Sir_Nox on August 31st, 2010 1:45 am

    When they call it a "Pork Sword" they must be thinking of Heavy and the Sandvich.

  27. dapaperboy on August 31st, 2010 2:35 am

    Now I've seen everything…

  28. dapaperboy on August 31st, 2010 2:38 am

    Moist and delicious!

  29. Tael on August 31st, 2010 3:25 am

    must go….
    ….conserve energy…

  30. Vosur on August 31st, 2010 3:27 am

    That is quite possibly the worst way to increase your protein intake… At least the chocolate bar would look more appropriate if things were to go wrong (such as a bomb-cart exploding before it got to its destination).

  31. Dimomarg on August 31st, 2010 3:55 am

    This is exactly why we have a coat-hanger for people to leave their souls on when they enter the site.

  32. cAlTh3MAd on August 31st, 2010 4:49 am

    It looks like the Heavy now has…


    …a sandvich with extra meat.


  33. chetoos8 on August 31st, 2010 8:22 am

    My sandvich it is made of steel!
    also, please dont vote me down, I want to get back to positive numbers

  34. DrGary_Nope on September 2nd, 2010 9:41 pm

    I guess we know what "meat" is in heavys sandvich now!

  35. Gallant_Spark on September 27th, 2011 7:53 am

    Right click to share sandvich…..

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