FUCKING LAG - TOOK 3 DAYS TO RESPAWN

Unfortunately they didn’t have broadband connections back then. Everyone had a high ping, even our lord and savior!
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Posted by StacMaster-S on August 31, 2010 · 6:14 AM 
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106 Responses to “FUCKING LAG”

  1. LeoTheProdigy on August 31st, 2010 6:20 am

    Great… in case there was any hope of me not going to hell…

  2. HeavyDDR99 on August 31st, 2010 6:21 am

    Jesus was probably ahead of the queue cause he was a moderator
    optional joke:
    unfortunately he was probably running windows '98

  3. Onecanofsprite on August 31st, 2010 6:23 am

    It got worse later though. It's taken him about 1970 years and he STILL hasn't respawned.

  4. BlazingBlur on August 31st, 2010 6:48 am

    I lol'ed

    Time for hell. See you guys there.

  5. Marzen on August 31st, 2010 6:49 am
  6. VJoe10[8] on August 31st, 2010 7:36 am

    RAGEQUIT!!!!1!ONE

  7. MoG on August 31st, 2010 7:37 am

    Makes you wonder if jesus lag spiked in his life, you know considering the missing years, jumping from like 5 to 20 in a chapter an all…

  8. MrRaccoon on August 31st, 2010 8:08 am

    In his time they also had noobs that said his skills were Hax, freakin' noobs

  9. Fhantinabox on August 31st, 2010 8:12 am

    You should see how he got kille,d then the lag was the least of his problems!

  10. PewnyPL on August 31st, 2010 8:26 am

    Oh Jesus, just be honest, it wasn't lag, you just got banned for 3 days for being HAAAX!

  11. chetoos8 on August 31st, 2010 8:30 am

    At least that team killer Judas got kicked off the server. though Peter switching teams on me was annoying
    also, Id appreciate not being voted down. I would like to get back to positive numbers

  12. Dimomarg on August 31st, 2010 9:01 am

    well, at least his connection was good enough for him to actually respawn.

  13. Nick Soapdish on August 31st, 2010 9:16 am

    Once he respawned he turned on God Mode and No Clipped his way out of there.

  14. Alpar on August 31st, 2010 9:46 am

    Now to just get a Bridget picture, and we should have every old gaming joke here on Halolz.

  15. Gamage on August 31st, 2010 9:49 am
  16. ArmyOfMidgets on August 31st, 2010 10:49 am

    On the third day after his team kill Jesus Christ was respawned, only to die for no apparent reason within the day. Afterwards Jesus Christ ragequit from mankind.
    Amen.

  17. Paulrus-Keaton? on August 31st, 2010 11:54 am

    It took God seven days to create the Earth and Heavens.

    It usually takes me seven days to give up on any idea I have in mind.

  18. Rocker23220 on August 31st, 2010 11:57 am

    Well, at least I know now I'm not the only one heading there for lol'ing at this.
    I haven't felt this horrible since this

  19. Techercizer on August 31st, 2010 12:14 pm

    Wow, this has been my sig on GameFAQs for the past 2 years. It's about time Shawn looked at my profile!

  20. Calamitas on August 31st, 2010 2:45 pm

    Dear sir, you’ve given me the greatest case of an actual lol that I had in about a year. Thank you.

  21. MasterLuigi452 on August 31st, 2010 3:11 pm

    It wasn't a lag.
    He was just having a farting contest with C. Falcon in that cave or whatever.
    But he was keep losing to Falcon due to not drinking Falcon Punch.

  22. Tael on August 31st, 2010 4:16 pm

    HOLY LORD IS CREDIT TO TEAM!

  23. Yami_Bakura on August 31st, 2010 4:22 pm

    It took Zorc longer to respawn, so quit complaining.

  24. smartmonkey on August 31st, 2010 4:42 pm

    http://www.halolz.com/2010/08/06/starcraft-ii-mot

    well at least he didn't have to wait 68 years to play the game.

  25. TCC on August 31st, 2010 5:40 pm

    Captain Falcon doesn't need to respawn.

  26. KamikazeGible on August 31st, 2010 6:36 pm

    Fuckin' lags, how do they work?!

  27. DM1293 on August 31st, 2010 8:50 pm

    Aw man. Knowing Hell, everything will be closed but the Glue Factory.

  28. TCC on August 31st, 2010 9:01 pm

    wow…. my old art looks like shit. :I

  29. A_Creative_Name on August 31st, 2010 11:34 pm

    Jesus is a freaking cheater!
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  30. Xyxoz on September 1st, 2010 12:22 am

    One ticket plz!

  31. Xyxoz on September 1st, 2010 8:42 am

    *Sniff" I detect a troll here.

  32. jacfalcon on September 7th, 2010 5:17 pm

    As a strong Christian currently at Bible College who has dedicated my life to Jesus' cause…

    I find this…

    Fantastic.

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