You probably thought Professor Oak kept that last starter Pokemon for himself. Well you’re DEAD WRONG! I mean who needs another mouth to feed around the lab anyway?
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Posted by StacMaster-S on June 2, 2011 · 6:44 PM 
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97 Responses to “[VIDEO] Problem with Starter Pokemon”

  1. AuraMaster on June 2nd, 2011 6:50 pm

    Get Sara McLaughlan on the phone. Maybe she and the ASPCA can help this cause.

  2. MasterLuigi452 on June 2nd, 2011 6:53 pm

    Great. Now I feel sorry for them since I always go for Fire Starter…

  3. Xyxoz on June 2nd, 2011 6:58 pm

    It only died because Oak is a Nuzlocker.
    This also explains why he never battles, why he has so much back-story, and why he needs you to travel for him. He can't train Pokemon because they'll die. This probably drove him mad, hence the incredible amnesia (can't remember his grandson's name, or his best grandson's best friend's name and gender), solitary lifestyle, and this video here. He's fighting with madness because he's unable to train for his profession, and now has psychopathic desires!
    Somebody call officer Jenny! Send her to my house!
    Oh yeah, and get some therapist for Oak too I suppose.

  4. Korimaru on June 2nd, 2011 7:03 pm

    How many times must he have done this to get to lvl 62 by only killing lvl 1 pokèmon? Maybe killing them gives you more xp than just making them faint…

  5. RemielChibus on June 2nd, 2011 7:04 pm

    We ought to fix this problem by having three trainers pick at a time. The main character, the rival, and a creepy boy who follows both around drooling and snapping photos at inopportune moments. Wait, that's not much better a fate for the third pokemon…

  6. SolidScientist on June 2nd, 2011 7:09 pm

    So wait…Oak tosses the bodies of dead pokemon, wrapped in trashbags, into the garbage. Seeing that several pokemon have what would be considered supernatural powers, it's not a stretch to think that they're bodies have supernatural components as well, and the decomposition of said bodies could set off all kinds of reactions with the surrounding materials: garbage, in this instance. Adding this to the theory that all Ghost Type Pokemon are in fact, ghosts of once-living pokemon, implying that the spirit of a dead pokemon has the capability to retain altered form and sentience…

    …is it not possible that, with the combination of a decomposing pokemon body surrounded by garbage, combined with its spirit somehow trapped in the trashbag its body was encased it…we'd wind up with something like this guy here?

  7. SolidScientist on June 2nd, 2011 7:09 pm

    So wait…Oak tosses the bodies of dead pokemon, wrapped in trashbags, into the garbage. Seeing that several pokemon have what would be considered supernatural powers, it's not a stretch to think that they're bodies have supernatural components as well, and the decomposition of said bodies could set off all kinds of reactions with the surrounding materials: garbage, in this instance. Adding this to the theory that all Ghost Type Pokemon are in fact, ghosts of once-living pokemon, implying that the spirit of a dead pokemon has the capability to retain altered form and sentience…

    …is it not possible that, with the combination of a decomposing pokemon body surrounded by garbage, combined with its spirit somehow trapped in the trashbag its body was encased it…we'd wind up with something like this guy here?

  8. Doctor Rover on June 2nd, 2011 7:13 pm

    At Lv 1, I wouldn't want it either.

  9. Vatonnage on June 2nd, 2011 7:19 pm

    Because imprisoning them in a digital box when you're only going to use six Pokemon is a better moral decision.

  10. Alpar on June 2nd, 2011 7:23 pm

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    Good night, unused starters… we will never forget you…

  11. Red_Zero on June 2nd, 2011 7:24 pm

    Professor oak is DEAD serious when dealing with eutanasia.

  12. Henry_Wong on June 2nd, 2011 7:30 pm

    Wait a sec…..Bulbasaur is a part Poison type Pokemon, he should be immune to the Potassium chloride that Oak injected into him

  13. deathbychickens on June 2nd, 2011 8:28 pm

    those eyes…those piercing, bulbasaur eyes…… fine! have my cookie! just stop looking at me like that!!

  14. canon167 on June 2nd, 2011 8:34 pm

    Hey, at least Shawn’s finally acknowledging things they get from Dorkly. *cough*Facebook Attorney*cough*

  15. Mikau94 on June 2nd, 2011 8:45 pm

    I'm do sorry Bulbasaur,Chikorita, Treecko and Infernape!

    Wait aren't all the starters level 5!?!

  16. Red on June 2nd, 2011 8:57 pm

    Then Green walks in and says
    "Hey Gramps! I'm here for my pokemon!"

  17. Hatmor on June 2nd, 2011 9:42 pm

    This is why I only use ghost types.

  18. IndianCHAN on June 2nd, 2011 9:49 pm

    Approached was misspelled.

  19. lady_mondegreen on June 2nd, 2011 10:45 pm

    I…I actually cried a little there.

  20. Rain on June 2nd, 2011 11:29 pm

    So whenever I go back to the Pokemon lab and checked the last Pokeball, it was actually empty?
    Why didn't he just give me the last Pokemon? :(

  21. Uzumakiclan43 on June 3rd, 2011 12:13 am
  22. CriticalQuit on June 3rd, 2011 12:42 am

    Thankfully, this was no longer a problem as of Generation IV, as all 3 starters are in use.

    But if this is true, why is that pokeball (which is still full when you examine it) still there for all eternity?

  23. SadFace298 on June 3rd, 2011 1:00 am

    My heart broke cause Bulbasaur was my very first poke'mon when i was a weee little girl ;-;

  24. BTSnoogans on June 3rd, 2011 1:28 am

    How could someone let a Mudkip die like that? The only Pokemon listed at the end of the video that deserves to die is Oshawott. But not Mudkip!

  25. ARC_1300 on June 3rd, 2011 1:32 am

    i dont beleive it, how could throw away my mudkip. do these people not like their mudkipz???

  26. Totema on June 3rd, 2011 1:38 am

    Oh… That answers my question. (See this post: http://www.halolz.com/2010/11/03/advice-oak-bulba

  27. Dimomarg on June 3rd, 2011 4:15 am

    What did you think of Bianca when playing Pokémon Black/White? She was an incompetent shit you may say? A random bitch who has no clue about being a trainer? Well, she's the reason a Pokémon did not perish you sick fuck.

  28. HughbertEsq on June 3rd, 2011 6:08 am

    *removes beret, stands to attention, salutes*

  29. Redtroopa on June 3rd, 2011 7:43 am

    The worst part is that Oak is level 62, just think of how many times he's done this

  30. ZeikHunter on June 3rd, 2011 9:20 am

    Wait. Why are the best ones shown at the end? I can't live without my Liquid (the) Oshawott!

  31. GenCasar on June 3rd, 2011 12:49 pm

    Oh, crap. I just realized that the latter games tend to let you pick even more Pokemon from these professors.

    He doesn't even have an excuse now, he's just killing for the lulz.

  32. tmotom on June 3rd, 2011 1:24 pm

    Jeez, even I liked that! I think it would be better with that one chick and that shitty song that comes on and ruins your mood when you're watching comedy central though…

  33. penguindude42 on June 3rd, 2011 3:23 pm

    OBJECTION! Bulbasaur was given to Blue's sister Green an hour after he and Red left Prof. Oak's lab! YOU LOSE, YOU GET NOTHING! GOOD DAY, SIR!

  34. PortalMan118 on June 3rd, 2011 10:39 pm

    well there goes my happy mood…

  35. BoxeyBrown on June 4th, 2011 2:23 pm

    Is it bad that 3 of the 5 pokemon listed at the end of the video are the ones I've chosen over the years?

  36. ultima333 on July 11th, 2012 6:35 pm

    Had I not had to put my first dog down a week back, I would have found it funny.

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