Colonel Holland, we have a situation up here...

Colonel, sensors indicate a breakfast pastry feline traveling at the speed of rainbow has entered our perimeter!
Ensign, set phasers to “YUM.”
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Posted by StacMaster-S on June 5, 2011 · 7:07 PM 
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Aerial Maneuvers, Bungie, Cray-Z Crossovers, Cutesy Wutesy, Halo, LOLCATS, Microsoft, Xbox 360

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142 Responses to “Colonel Holland, we have a situation up here…”

  1. Kiyobi on June 5th, 2011 7:11 pm

    I shall take away the right for someone to post First! with this counterproductive post!

  2. tmotom on June 5th, 2011 7:12 pm

    They say the only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is 400 straight hours of Nyan Cat.

  3. Red on June 5th, 2011 7:12 pm

    Either Nyan Cat's on his way to wage a battle of epic proportions with the Space Core (in space!), or he's come to SAVE Reach! NC would never fight for the Covenant!

  4. POTaDOS on June 5th, 2011 7:15 pm

    Has anyone ever told you that shooting stars were simply meteors that were burning up in the earth's atmosphere?

    They lied.

  5. VaultLegend on June 5th, 2011 7:17 pm

    That rainbow is actually highly volatile space radiation.

  6. spplmj on June 5th, 2011 7:21 pm

    Halo in my Halolz?

    *head asplode*

  7. Uzumakiclan43 on June 5th, 2011 7:22 pm

    The Marines and Spartans, they see an incoming meme missile with no way out.

    The Covenant, in a TOTALLY original take on the Trojan Horse see this:

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/pacman.jpg"&gt;

  8. Jimmy on June 5th, 2011 7:27 pm

    Meow That's What I Call Music Volume: Ten

    Meow with even more of your hit favorites like Tac Nayn, We Lost Our Mittens Again by The Three Little Kittens, and many more!!! Order now!!!

  9. Dr.Panda on June 5th, 2011 7:34 pm

    We need to fuse a panda with some kinda delicious treat….

  10. spplmj on June 5th, 2011 7:44 pm

    Don't worry Colonel Holland. We have our secret weapon…

    <img src="http://media1.gameinformer.com/imagefeed/featured/microsoft/halo/haloreach/colbert/justice.jpg&quot; alt="" width="640" height="360" />

  11. KamikazeGible on June 5th, 2011 8:09 pm

    Awwww shit! You know you're screwed when your enemy calls THAT for support.

  12. Kn0w1d3a on June 5th, 2011 8:25 pm

    Set phasers to "yum"? It is clearly supposed to be set phasers to "nyan"?

  13. Alpar on June 5th, 2011 8:29 pm

    Wow. Comments count is in the range of 20s and no Rainbow Dash related joke mixed with the SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE meme…

    must be a new record for us as far as I'm concerned.

  14. Doctor Rover on June 5th, 2011 8:35 pm

    Poptart cat in space hoping to paint the Halo in rainbows to make everyone a bit more fruity in space.

    Though this is only in theory.

  15. ThetaBetaSigma on June 5th, 2011 9:13 pm

    … TOASTY!

  16. vash_ts on June 5th, 2011 9:15 pm

    I made an account to say what no one said

    yo dawg, I know you like halo, so we put a halo in your halolz, so you can laugh wile you… OH MY GOD IS A CAT, DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!!!!

  17. shadow649 on June 5th, 2011 9:21 pm

    On a totally "related" note: A man in my town was flying an airplane and attempted to do a barrel roll yesterday. He was too low to the ground to recover and crashed. He is in the hospital with minor injuries. Lesson of the day: Leave the flying to the professionals. Especially when it involves legit barrel rolls (not the kind in Starfox: assault)

    Proof: http://www.bclocalnews.com/news/123188753.html

    Wasn't that on topic? :)

  18. brent917 on June 5th, 2011 9:27 pm

    I think Tobuscus would have trouble dodging the space rainbows

  19. greenxboy on June 5th, 2011 9:33 pm

    chuck norris heard the end of nyan cat's song

  20. BlurrySandwich on June 5th, 2011 9:34 pm

    Little known fact:
    Nyan cat eventually made his way to the first halo ring and was responsible for unleashing the flood by smashing into the containment facility at the speed of rainbows. Once the flood had a taste of poptarts, they were determined to find the mother planet of all the creamy pastries… Earth

  21. oreopizza47 on June 5th, 2011 10:30 pm

    We can't repel flavor of that magnitude!
    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuiaqvFlIM1qzyi

  22. EphEphEcksIII on June 5th, 2011 10:33 pm

    The Sonic Rainboom, the best way to travel.

  23. Paulrus-Keaton? on June 5th, 2011 11:39 pm

    Soldier: Ma'am, cuteness rupture off the target's bow! It's going to nyan, inside the city!

  24. imnutty on June 5th, 2011 11:39 pm

    We will use or best weaponry to fight it
    <img src="http://images.cryhavok.org/d/1581-3/LOLdog+-+Pew+Pew+Pew.jpg"&gt;
    awwww yah

  25. CriticalQuit on June 5th, 2011 11:46 pm

    Catch it and make it into another incredibly boring energy weapon!

  26. MasterLuigi452 on June 6th, 2011 12:08 am

    Wonder if that ship is faster than this… rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  27. dope92 on June 6th, 2011 3:37 am

    ill just leave this heat seeking missle here…

    do what u please with it guys…

    *walks away*

  28. Dimomarg on June 6th, 2011 4:43 am

    nyanyanyanyanyan.

  29. 1avidgamer on June 6th, 2011 7:30 am

    Taste the rainbow.

  30. general Mudkip on June 6th, 2011 12:13 pm

    nyan cat is epic. nuff said.

  31. TheSpaceCore on June 6th, 2011 12:29 pm

    Space core here. The Space core thinks that it's brother cores the Adventure core and Fact cores also need an account. Hop to it Earthlings.

    You will receive sixty space dollars for your compliance.

  32. Red_Zero on June 6th, 2011 1:35 pm

    Hmm.. better BITE trough this, amirite?

  33. Jones-250 on June 6th, 2011 3:37 pm

    Relevant: rel="nofollow">

  34. Gamerofloz on June 6th, 2011 5:21 pm

    inb4RainbowDashandSpaceCorejokes

  35. Red on June 9th, 2011 11:39 pm

    I thought that they were canadian to begin with

  36. FreakyNinja1018 on September 4th, 2011 11:48 pm

    "Slipspace rupture detected." "It's too swee-AAAAH!"

  37. Outsource IT Service on August 9th, 2015 5:09 pm

    it's natural state will not go bad -- ever. If your honey crystallizes (hardens) simply put it in the oven with the light on overnight or soak the container in warm water (not hot water, as that will kill all the good bacteria) for a few hours. And like Quilt Fairy says, NEVER give honey to infants under one year old.

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