DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

The only problem with this game is The Duke of All Cosmos keeps asking you to roll up giant katamaries full of strippers, then always declares “This Katamari is too small. We need much bigger than this, yes?”
By Oddwan

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Posted by StacMaster-S on June 6, 2011 · 10:37 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (161 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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2K Games, Cover Art, Cray-Z Crossovers, Disguises, Duke Nukem, Fashion Faux Pas, Katamari Damacy, Namco, PC

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48 Responses to “DUKE NUKEM FOREVER”

  1. Uzumakiclan43 on June 6th, 2011 10:45 am

    Go on. Try to laugh at his ears. I dare you.

  2. Strike_low on June 6th, 2011 10:47 am

    Bitch Be Rollin' Balls…of Steel!

  3. MrNaleIt on June 6th, 2011 10:59 am

    So that's how he got all that bubble gum without any legal tender.

  4. GameboyPATH on June 6th, 2011 10:59 am

    Balls of Steel tag. Now.

  5. Darkangelsv1 on June 6th, 2011 11:04 am

    Too bad you can never go at max speed in this game. Slow and taking an Forever: That is how Duke rolls.

  6. Vastryn on June 6th, 2011 11:38 am

    Hell, I'd still hit it.

  7. CriticalQuit on June 6th, 2011 12:01 pm

    So would the katamari still pick up objects, or just explode them all?

  8. Oddwan on June 6th, 2011 12:12 pm

    "So many babes, so little time."

  9. Dimomarg on June 6th, 2011 12:18 pm

    I've got balls of steel. and notebooks. and guns. and coat hangers. and doors. and strippers. and aliens. and buildings.

  10. TCC on June 6th, 2011 12:20 pm

    Duke can really pull off this look…

  11. Wetmang on June 6th, 2011 1:49 pm

    That's where Duke keeps his extra bubble gum.

  12. NekoKnight on June 6th, 2011 2:00 pm

    I'm here to roll Katamaris and kick ass. And I'm all out of strippers to roll up.

  13. TCC on June 6th, 2011 3:13 pm

    and they have.

  14. dope92 on June 6th, 2011 3:24 pm
  15. razorman715 on June 6th, 2011 3:25 pm

    (gearbox walks in)Gearbox: Hey guys, cool pic.Since you guys want a katamri feature in DNF so badly as i can tell from this pick, we'll be delaying the game till december 22, 2012. Have a nice day!

  16. Trollcats on June 6th, 2011 4:07 pm

    They see me rolling,
    They're hating,
    Partoling and trying to catch me rolling dirty~

  17. Paulrus-Keaton? on June 6th, 2011 7:26 pm

    Since every poster, their mother, and their dog have posted a "balls of steel" joke as their comment, It's now up to me to make an original joke to bring a breath of fresh air, without memes, into this comment section.

    ….

    I got nothing, so here's a Ryo-Ohki sandwich.
    <img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2497/5805906705_92830db62c.jpg&quot; alt="some_text">
    I suggest you don't look into that too much.

  18. Kn0w1d3a on June 6th, 2011 7:31 pm

    Duke Nukem doesn't kick the asses of strippers, he pinches, slaps, and does them.

  19. shadow649 on June 6th, 2011 7:47 pm

    Grammar Hammer!

    points, (the first one)

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