Well, looks like Nintendo wins again. Seriously guys, you gotta try harder!
KINECT KINECT KINECT
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Posted by StacMaster-S on June 7, 2011 · 7:11 PM 
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138 Responses to “[VIDEO] E3 2011 in a Nutshell”

  1. walktovanish on June 7th, 2011 7:06 pm

    Wanna know why? Because Nintendo is awesome.
    <img src="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/307/d/d/Awesome_nintendo_wall__black__by_kurnic.png&quot; width="494" height="278//">
    (Click for full-size)

  2. Dr. Furry on June 7th, 2011 7:22 pm

    i'll buy nintendo just for the episode 3, even after teh whole lets trash the wii with horrible 3rd person titles and screw over melee by making it casual.

  3. BTSnoogans on June 7th, 2011 7:22 pm

    YAY! Luigi's Mansion 2! Now everyone will pay attention to Weegee!

  4. Miketuu on June 7th, 2011 7:24 pm

    Oh shit, here come the cops!
    WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U

  5. VaultLegend on June 7th, 2011 8:01 pm

    Wait, there was supposed to be a "winner" in that? Sounds like everyone lost.

  6. spplmj on June 7th, 2011 8:02 pm

    Heres how I felt during the press conferences.

    Microsoft:

    oh my god Kinect everywhere! Someone shoot me.

    Sony:

    Wow this stuff is pretty cool, I'm definitely looking forward to the upcoming year of Playstation 3 and Vita.

    Nintendo:

    <img src="http://emotibot.net/pix/1568.jpg&quot; alt="" width="294" height="243">

  7. MorningMoon on June 7th, 2011 8:09 pm

    Darksiders II as a WiiU launch title.

    No joke here, i just love that so much.
    Also, this is my 1000th comment!! 8D

  8. Ataeru on June 7th, 2011 8:25 pm

    There were not that many interesting IP other then Neverdead, Overstrike and what Nintendo talked about.
    Overall I thought it was a below average E3, which left a bad taste in my mouth (Thanks a lot MS)

    BTW with the 3DS having a bad battery life, who else thinks the Wii U controller will have to be constantly charged (since it needs to power the screen and transmit between the main console) breaking up your play session?

  9. VaultLegend on June 7th, 2011 8:30 pm

    NOoooooooooooooooooooo!

  10. BLAMEY0URFATE on June 7th, 2011 8:47 pm

    Interesting how no one's mentioned Halo 4, considering this site is called HALOLZ…

  11. CakeBard on June 7th, 2011 9:16 pm

    from Wii to U, Wii'd like to say: thank you Nintendo.

  12. thereisnospoon on June 7th, 2011 9:19 pm

    ♫A Wii U, killer tofu♫

  13. POTaDOS on June 7th, 2011 9:24 pm

    I hope someone will agree with me when I said I enjoyed all 3 of them, and didn't really think Nintendo blew me away as much as it did to everyone else (which isn't to say they were bad: I just appreciated all 3).

    Wait, I'm supposed to say something funny. Um… I'm a potato?

  14. razorman715 on June 7th, 2011 9:26 pm

    MS: KINECT KINECT KINECT
    Sony: Lol noobs we have uncha-
    MS: Halo 4
    Sony: We also have resist-
    MS: Halo 4
    Sony: But-
    MS: Ha-
    Nintendo: Everything, bitch!
    MS & Sony: Dammit

  15. Passerby Boy on June 7th, 2011 9:41 pm

    Cure for cancer…… i wonder what the controls will be like? i hope they are as good as the prequel, Cure for Hepatitis B

  16. Gearheadmk2 on June 7th, 2011 9:50 pm

    MS: Looking forward to Halo 4, but the Kinect spam is getting sad.
    Sony: Just the SoTC remake for me thanks. When I get a PS3 that is. Still not going online though.
    Ninty: NO MORE HEROES 3. SMASH BROS 4. NOW.

  17. Psycroc on June 7th, 2011 10:09 pm

    He forgot to add the second coming of Jesus to the list of Nintendo announcements.

  18. Uzumakiclan43 on June 7th, 2011 10:19 pm
  19. CriticalQuit on June 7th, 2011 10:29 pm

    Hey, at least Sucker Punch is making Sly 4: Thieves in Time. Point for Sony.

    On the other hand, Cave Story 3DS is coming this August, and there's lots of other cool stuff coming in Nintendo as well. Quote for SSB4!

  20. Dr.Panda on June 7th, 2011 10:35 pm

    rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">… <—- First thing to pop in my head when i heard the name of the new console

  21. Jimmy on June 7th, 2011 10:35 pm

    I mean, I get that we're Americans over here on the West coast but not all of us are "Southern folk".<img src="http://images.wikia.com/mlp/images/8/85/ApplejackBigMacintosh.png"&gt; WEE OOO Wii U…

    Applebuck season already?

  22. MasterLuigi452 on June 7th, 2011 11:13 pm
  23. Shatman on June 8th, 2011 12:01 am

    Weej Gusta.

  24. RespectfulGlove on June 8th, 2011 1:34 am

    All I can say is that I was honestly hoping for Pikmin 3. Reggie really had me pissed off at some parts. The following is legit and really happened in front of my monitor today.

    But I can announce one title…
    "Pikmin 3."
    …Is in development for Wii U.
    "PIKMIN 3."
    Nintendo will publish the world of…
    "GOD PLEASE LET IT BE PIKMIN 3."
    …the Lego City Stories!
    "GOD DAMNIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  25. PortalMan118 on June 8th, 2011 1:55 am

    i'm still a bit confused for Wii U. Is it a new controller or an actual console all by itself?

  26. dope92 on June 8th, 2011 2:10 am

    we all know this but i just had to

    <img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/masked-avenger/wiu.gif"&gt;

  27. primedawg9170 on June 8th, 2011 2:12 am

    Am I the only person who first thought of Ryu when I heard the new name?

  28. alexderper on June 8th, 2011 2:19 am

    The Microsoft press conference had the exact same format as last year.
    Open with Gears of War 3, KINECTKINECTKINECTKINECTDANCECENTRALKINECTKINECTKINECT then close things off with Halo.
    Sony did a nice job. Vita looks sexy.
    And Nintendo…. good ol' Nintendo. Good to see you back to your former glory.

    Also. This is my first time posting on HALOLZ. Nice to meet everyone :D

  29. Dimomarg on June 8th, 2011 2:44 am

    yo dawg we heard you like screens so we put a screen in your controller so you can play while you play.

  30. Dr. Furry on June 8th, 2011 10:59 am

    shhh, hear that? that's the sound of the joke going over your head

  31. TheSpaceCore on June 8th, 2011 11:14 am

    Well, I guess on the bright side more Halo means more space.

    Guys, I'm going to Halo.

  32. Dr. Furry on June 8th, 2011 11:54 am

    no thanks

  33. HughbertEsq on June 8th, 2011 11:56 am

    Dr Furry, you will now see you E-Peen drop faster than even before, seek salvation in Miyamoto or face damnation… that or grounding yourself in Great Console War

  34. HughbertEsq on June 8th, 2011 11:56 am

    MY WALLET IS READY

  35. WeaverSka on June 8th, 2011 12:07 pm

    Ok, so ive not been keeping super up to date with all the E3 crap atm, BUT

    WHY THE HELL DID NINTENDO GET TO ANNOUNCE HAL3 LIFE 2: EPISODE 3 !?!?!

    Half life has been a major player in both Steam with pc and mac, and The Orange Box for Xbox.
    So why would nintendo get to claim it as their own? As far as im aware theres not been a half life game on any nintendo. (But then again, the newest nintendo ive got is the NES….)

    But seriously??

    Goddamn Nintendo, dont do a Sony and steal everyone elses games…..
    Also, touchscreen controllers? for a bigscreen tv?

    F THAT SHI!! Ive already got an iPhone to game on, and that sucks! I mean, can we not just focus on actually good games first, before making some crappy ass consoles, i mean, look at Kinect. All those games suck ass, and even the normal games Xbox is bringing out at the moment suck!

    I wish these companies would think these damn ideas through first, rather than jump into any ideas with enough "New content" to warrant a new gimmicky console, thats barely gonna be used……

  36. SPY on June 8th, 2011 3:11 pm

    MEANWHILE AT UBISOFT: rel="nofollow">

  37. Dr. Furry on June 8th, 2011 5:12 pm

    my clever ploy worked, i got enough negative points to be bumped back down to 69 :). although i still think brawl is too casual and they should fix that in the next smash.

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