GIVES YOU HUNDREDS OF EGGS BREEDING YOUR PERFECT LARVITAR, STILL HAS NO IDEA HOW THEY GOT THERE

Poor old Daycare Man… he’s grown so senile he’s forgotten the birds and the beedrills!
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Posted by StacMaster-S on June 14, 2011 · 2:18 PM 
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81 Responses to “STILL HAS NO IDEA HOW THEY GOT THERE”

  1. VaultLegend on June 14th, 2011 2:20 pm

    In a world without public schools, there is no health class.

  2. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 14th, 2011 2:32 pm

    "I have no idea how it got there"
    *Cue cut to Jurassic Park egg farm underneath the day care center*
    *Alarm goes off*
    "One is escaping!!!"
    "Kill it! KILL IT!!!"
    *Cue scientist pulling out a desert eagle on a full grown tyrannotaur*
    "That'll do pig, that'll do…"

  3. imnutty on June 14th, 2011 2:38 pm

    This is why eggs appear
    <img src="http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2009/356/3/6/Ditto__pimp__by_Kinova.png"&gt;
    because ditto is a pimp

  4. VaultLegend on June 14th, 2011 2:40 pm

    Haters gonna hate.

  5. tmotom on June 14th, 2011 2:47 pm

    Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1. Does this spark any anger in you?

  6. tmotom on June 14th, 2011 2:47 pm

    Rabble rabble rabble.

  7. KZN02 on June 14th, 2011 2:48 pm

    Of course he knows, it's just that you're too young to know or understand.

  8. walktovanish on June 14th, 2011 2:59 pm

    The daycare man is pretty naive and harmless. It's the daycare lady you have to watch out for…

  9. Doctor Rover on June 14th, 2011 2:59 pm

    Here's a thought, you can go one space away and back and still get an egg, the reason he doesn't know how they got there is that the egg somehow keeps ending up in his little camping spot.

    Other words your pokemon are heartless.

  10. Bobomberman on June 14th, 2011 3:24 pm

    Well I personally think he doesn't remember from being traumatized, I mean have YOU ever seen a Skitty do it with a Wailord? You'd probably blank it out too.

  11. Uzumakiclan43 on June 14th, 2011 3:43 pm

    Pokemon Breeding: It's like pimping, except you don't have to use the phrase "upside your head".

  12. vash_ts on June 14th, 2011 4:12 pm

    when a pokemon loves ditto, he will call a smeargle to write a card asking for an egg…
    some steps later, a dodrio will come runing with that egg and leave it inside a cabbage…
    got it?

  13. OrionX on June 14th, 2011 4:17 pm

    "Heeeyyy! [trainer name here]! Come here!"
    "Ah! It's you! I'm so surprised to see you even though I just called you over!"

  14. Alpar on June 14th, 2011 4:27 pm

    He has no idea how they got there because every time he witnesses the process, he uses brain bleach to wash the memory of it occurring, out.

  15. dope92 on June 14th, 2011 4:39 pm

    old man.

    old man.

    Y U NO EGG?

  16. VyseRogueKing on June 14th, 2011 4:41 pm

    I think someone needs to explain the pokemon birds and the bees to this guy. Although I don't think a single pokemon researcher/professor has studied their anatomy for fear of being called a furry.

  17. dekuskrub1 on June 14th, 2011 6:26 pm

    he knows how it got there
    he also knows not to explain that ditto is a whore to random passing 10 year olds

  18. shadow649 on June 14th, 2011 6:42 pm

    Ok quick question… I can't see this submission or the halolz background. it looks white and boring like a courage kratos submission in black and white… Anybody else have this problem?

  19. Angemon300 on June 14th, 2011 7:17 pm

    "I mean, I leave them alone for five minutes and they suddenly have an egg with 'em!"

  20. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 14th, 2011 7:20 pm

    -1 TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

    ARM THE CANNONS!
    WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
    THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
    I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

  21. Haeso5 on June 14th, 2011 8:05 pm

    So what happens if they AREN'T, perfect breeds? Do they meet the same fate as http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&amp…?

  22. imnutty on June 14th, 2011 9:09 pm

    AN -1 TROLL IS IN THE BASE! WE MUST PROTECT THE E-PEEN!

  23. POTaDOS on June 14th, 2011 9:22 pm

    … Did anyone else look at that old man's head and see an upside-down face?

  24. Red on June 14th, 2011 11:55 pm

    I know how they get there… I can see it from my mountain.
    It's… it's not very pretty

  25. Ragnellrok on June 15th, 2011 1:20 am

    He doesn't know how it got there, he doesn't know why it's there, yet he knows that it was your Pokemon, and he knows your phone number, and he knows that it is your egg which is indistinguishable from any other egg there…. Does he know he can go inside everyone once in awhile to see his extortionist wife?

  26. Dimomarg on June 15th, 2011 4:23 am
  27. TehVortex on June 15th, 2011 9:56 am

    Y'know I'm fast coming to believe that the Day-Care man and woman are a childless couple of virgins. Sorry Lyra's mum, I think you were adopted.

  28. general Mudkip on June 15th, 2011 5:05 pm

    I dont know either.even though i have had a minum and plusle that laid 70000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
    eggs at his daycare.I would go slightly to the left and remember the pokemart.so i go back and hes waiting for me.and i flee the scene and became a magical talking mudkip!who wears a top hat and monocle and every saturday swings around a can.

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