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Posted by StacMaster-S on June 16, 2011 · 8:23 AM 
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117 Responses to “[VIDEO] IT’S DRAGONITE, BITCH!!”

  1. C__F on June 16th, 2011 8:29 am

    Dragonites?

    <img src="http://www.serebii.net/anime/pictures/specials/020/S570.jpg&quot; /img>

    So that's Oak's secret.

  2. therandombear on June 16th, 2011 8:37 am

    But how about Electricity types? Electricity was super effective against Dragonite.

  3. TehVortex on June 16th, 2011 8:39 am

    YES!

  4. fuvity on June 16th, 2011 9:03 am

    Dragonite is still getting raped by my Overheat with me Blaziken BIATCHES

  5. lolwuthax on June 16th, 2011 9:10 am

    Saw this on memebase, came here to watch5 more times.

  6. invadingduck on June 16th, 2011 9:11 am

    LOUD NOISES!

  7. Haeso5 on June 16th, 2011 9:18 am

    DRAGONITES, FUCK YEAH!
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  8. CJ47 on June 16th, 2011 9:45 am

    FUCK YOU ICE!

  9. Shatman on June 16th, 2011 10:08 am

    IT'S GENGAR, MOTHERFUCKERS.

    DRAGONITE'S HYPER BEAMS? NOPE, NO GOOD. GENGAR IS IMMUNE TO NORMAL-TYPE ATTACKS AND LEARNS ICE PUNCH.

    EARTHQUAKE? NOPE. GENGAR FUCKING FLOATS.

    ALAKAZAM? BOOM! ALAKAGENGAR! GENGAR KNOWS GHOST MOVES!

    THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT GENGAR!? NO! YOU AREN'T! IT KNOWS HYPNOSIS! YOUR POKEMON WILL BE ASLEEP!

    THINK YOU CAN BEAT IT?

    <img src="http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/E/EB/EBO/EBOP2000/1299534523_5020_full.jpeg"&gt;

    BITCH PLEASE.

  10. Psycroc on June 16th, 2011 10:22 am

    Got that bitch a Dragonite

    Bitches love Dragonites

  11. SheaTheCelt on June 16th, 2011 10:27 am

    DRAGONITE IS IMMUNE TO FUCKING EVERYTH-

    Kangaskhan learned Outrage!

  12. RickO_ on June 16th, 2011 10:28 am

    Hang on, If this is true, shouldn't Gary Mothereffing Oak have a Dragonite?

  13. Dimomarg on June 16th, 2011 10:48 am

    to order, please dial 1800IWANNABETHEVERYBEST. If you order within the next 5 minutes, your Dragonite will be sent in a premiere ball.

    (Not applicable in certain regions. Please note that the containment ball may get damaged during shipping. If that happens, your dragonite may exit it's ball and attack you without provocation. Should this happen, Arceus help you.)

  14. CriticalQuit on June 16th, 2011 10:49 am

    There is a reason I used a Dragonite in both games where they were readily available (First/Third gen and Second/Fourth gen)

  15. shadow649 on June 16th, 2011 10:54 am

    I was totally thinking of submitting this too! AARRRRRGGGGHHHH DRAGON RAGE! SO FUCKING CUTE! :)

    Immune to EVERYTHING (only once…) http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Multiscale

    Also… Got those commentors a Pokemon submission, commentors love pokemon submissions. No more E3 yet :)

  16. Dimomarg on June 16th, 2011 11:18 am
  17. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 16th, 2011 11:20 am
  18. spplmj on June 16th, 2011 11:26 am

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/eyE7P.gif&quot; alt="" title="Hosted by imgur.com">

    YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING RESET TO GET A PERFECT IV DRAGONITE!

  19. Aboithagameboi on June 16th, 2011 11:51 am

    WEAVILE used ICE SHARD!

    DRAGONITE fainted!

  20. smashpro1 on June 16th, 2011 12:07 pm

    They show him their moves!

  21. Spamcannon on June 16th, 2011 12:22 pm
  22. Paulrus-Keaton? on June 16th, 2011 12:34 pm

    I bet I'll be hearing this one on the Halolz server for awhile.

  23. HughbertEsq on June 16th, 2011 1:34 pm

    I wonder how a Dragonite would face up against WAAluigi?

  24. KZN02 on June 16th, 2011 2:05 pm

    Bah, everyone knows the landshark is where it's at.

  25. Ragnellrok on June 16th, 2011 2:17 pm

    Dragonite will bite the other Pokemon's ear off, and be so fucking cute doing it!!!!!!!! DRAGONITE FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Dimomarg on June 16th, 2011 2:51 pm

    OF COURSE, WITH GENGAR, YOU WON'T FUCKING HAVE TO REPAIR ANY DAMAGE, BECAUSE NOTHING CAN TOUCH HIM. YOU THING THE LAST SENTENCE WAS A METAPHOR? WELL ORDER NOW AND FIND OUT!

  27. TCC on June 16th, 2011 3:09 pm
  28. GameboyPATH on June 16th, 2011 3:09 pm

    Seto Kaiba faps to this.

  29. Kristoph Gavin on June 16th, 2011 4:16 pm

    PERMANENT CAPS LOCK

  30. Uzumakiclan43 on June 16th, 2011 4:24 pm

    Hey, Dragonite! Let's see you use your electricity against a sea creature that's made of PURE METAL!

  31. VyseRogueKing on June 16th, 2011 6:53 pm

    I now have a strange urge to get a dragonite… I don't know why…

  32. smartmonkey on June 16th, 2011 8:23 pm

    OAK X Ditto.

  33. SonicsmyName on June 16th, 2011 9:50 pm

    But that is CLEARLY A DRAGONAIR! IT IS NOT. FULLY. REALIZED YET. EVOLVE THAT SHIT.

  34. SonicsmyName on June 16th, 2011 9:56 pm

    Y'see that flame coming out of his hand during a Falcon Punch? Yeah, that's a Moltres he caught with his motherfucking Dragonite.

  35. SHODAK on June 16th, 2011 10:48 pm

    Allow me a counter-proposal: CLEFABLE WITH ICE BEAM, BITCH!

  36. Happy on June 17th, 2011 3:13 am

    Guys the voice in my head is now screaming everything

    WHAT DO

  37. poonstev on June 17th, 2011 5:24 am

    Cave Johnson -- We're done here.

  38. PortalMan118 on June 18th, 2011 7:27 am

    fear the cuddily!

  39. Hejiru on June 19th, 2011 1:05 pm
  40. RespectfulGlove on June 21st, 2011 1:58 am

    >Immune to fucking everything

    Anything with high Special Attack and a Speed stat above 80 x Hidden Power [Ice]
    Starmie x Ice Beam
    Kingdra x Draco Meteor, Outrage
    Gliscor x Stone Edge
    Nidoking x Blizzard
    Rotom Frost x Blizzard
    Porygon-Z x Ice Beam
    Lucario x Stone Edge
    Sharpedo x Ice Fang
    Jynx x Blizzard
    Haxorus x Rock Slide
    Haxorus x Outrage
    Aerodactyl x Stone Edge

    The above list is an incomplete list of the Pokemon that can outrun and OHKO Dragonite under completely normal 1-on-1 conditions. My point in case being that unless immune to everything means "does not die in one hit often", the above video has really over hyped the potent of the original Dragon-type.

    On a related note, I played through Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness recently and got Shadow Dragonite purified. Now I fucking love Dragonite.

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