HOPE YOU'RE NOT VITAL TO THE STORY... BECAUSE I LIKE YOUR GUN.

Nothing personal man, I just really like your stuff!
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Posted by StacMaster-S on June 29, 2011 · 10:52 AM 
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88 Responses to “HOPE YOU’RE NOT VITAL TO THE STORY…”

  1. invadingduck on June 29th, 2011 11:05 am

    EXPLODE HEAD.

    TAKE HAT.

  2. shadow649 on June 29th, 2011 11:07 am

    Oh here let me just take that from you. It looks awfully heavy… shotgun to the face + vats.

  3. HughbertEsq on June 29th, 2011 11:12 am

    Nothing personal boy-o, but I really want to try out this MUTHA UCKIN FLAME CANNON!

  4. StompyChar on June 29th, 2011 11:18 am

    Great Advice, Works in almost every game!

  5. Doctor Rover on June 29th, 2011 11:31 am

    Accidentally shoot a guy fighting a raider, have the guy's local faction turn on me.

  6. Lord_Science on June 29th, 2011 11:36 am

    Never by a gun, always take it off the remains of your dead enemies. Saves money.
    The police and military could learn something from this

  7. Lord_Science on June 29th, 2011 11:41 am

    Also applies to various internal organs.
    And skeletons. Its not like they are using them or anything.

  8. MasqueNoMercy on June 29th, 2011 11:50 am

    i played fallout once. i was watching a conversation and got bored and sat down… by the time one of them pulled out his gun and fired i was still in the standing up animation so i couldn't stop the guy! i felt bad at first… then i removed the dead mans head, stole his clothes, put them on, and walked out thinking damn this really is a nice hat :D

  9. ProfessorLuigi on June 29th, 2011 12:21 pm

    You have no idea how many times I've done this in half life when I was done with the guard. And don't get me started on opposing force.

  10. Uzumakiclan43 on June 29th, 2011 12:29 pm

    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/desertpunk/images/c/c3/Kanta.jpg&quot; img="">
    You like it? It's a very, VERY rare Winchester Model 1897. It was a memento from my father, but I'm willing to let you keep it… for the right price.

  11. Redzeroine on June 29th, 2011 1:01 pm

    I personally thought that the VATS system made it too easy. I learned the hard way aka actually firing from the waist and aiming. It was a much more rewarding experience.

  12. Paulrus-Keaton? on June 29th, 2011 1:05 pm

    Say….
    <img src="http://img.search.com/thumb/b/b3/T-1000.gif/250px-T-1000.gif&quot; alt="some_text"/>
    …that's a nice gun.

  13. ChemicalKirby on June 29th, 2011 1:39 pm

    in Fallout, if you shouldn't kill them, they can't die!

  14. Vabolo on June 29th, 2011 1:42 pm
  15. Vabolo on June 29th, 2011 2:16 pm

    Attaboy.

  16. TheAl41 on June 29th, 2011 2:19 pm

    Dont worry you respawn…
    Right?
    See, you respawned,
    No wait, thats blood…..

  17. Rain on June 29th, 2011 3:31 pm

    Pip-Boy is the device with multi-purpose use that is given to all the people inside Vaults
    Vault Boy on the other hand, is the mascot of Vault-Tec, the company that made all the Vaults

  18. quaker171 on June 29th, 2011 4:54 pm

    *High-five*

  19. quaker171 on June 29th, 2011 4:55 pm

    How could this possibly be related to minecraft?

  20. StompyChar on June 29th, 2011 5:07 pm

    You can actually.
    There's plenty of random loadout/weaponset servers.

    Beleive me you aint seen nothing yet. Scouts with Miniguns and Pyros with Cloaking watches…its chaos at its best.

  21. DM - Gentrollman on June 29th, 2011 5:31 pm

    Ironsights? Mostly for show.

    Wrist-mounted VATS system? Works 95% of the time!

    ————--

    Have a Mini-Nuke Launcher

    Not Like World Can Get Any More Screwed

    ———--

    Vault What Now?

    If It Doesn't Have Tunnel Snakes, It Doesn't Rule.

  22. Seanhl on June 29th, 2011 6:43 pm

    ugh, this wasteland is full of flat, one dimensional people with no personalities *cocks gun* time to fix that… wait what was that about them having good gear? bonus!

  23. Artakha on June 29th, 2011 8:35 pm

    <img src="http://i576.photobucket.com/albums/ss210/WebMike8/Fallout%203/160px-Fawkes.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Fawkes Pictures, Images and Photos"/>I wanted his Gatling Laser, but he NEVER DIES, and HE NEVER DROPS IT. Plus, I'm a good guy.

    BFF's.
    <img src="http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac98/A_Yamoto/Fallout Screenshots/Fawkes.jpg" border="0" fawkes="" pictures,="" images="" and="" photos'="">

  24. Ryu_Bonkosi on June 29th, 2011 10:00 pm

    I do the reverse of this. Everyone in my games, even the children, is wearing some form of power armor and has an energy weapon. That way I can pretend that I have unified the wasteland through advanced technology.

  25. k3man on June 29th, 2011 10:26 pm

    This describes just about every Fallout experience, even if you are good karma'd………You can't deny it

  26. Zyquux on June 29th, 2011 10:38 pm

    Someone should make this with Mordecai's head, mostly because this is something I can imagine Mordecai doing.

  27. PortalMan118 on June 29th, 2011 10:41 pm

    Take Naughty Nightwear. Kill guy demanding for it.

  28. Zyquux on June 29th, 2011 10:49 pm

    This is exactly how I played through the game.

    Unique equipment? Oops, my trigger finger "slipped." I have a ridiculous amount of random crap I've stolen/looted.

  29. quaker171 on June 30th, 2011 12:41 am

    Who's claptrap? (I don't know much about certain games)

  30. Saiyza on June 30th, 2011 1:03 am

    Darn you Ottis, your .45 revolver was too Ocelot not to have.

  31. EonofAeon on June 30th, 2011 4:22 am

    Win.

  32. thereisnospoon on July 4th, 2011 6:08 pm

    I remember my idiot brother killed Three Dog just for his bandana because he didn't know about reverse pick-pocketing. Hah.

  33. coltsman88 on July 18th, 2011 1:47 am

    In my defense, it reminded me of a minecraft joke. I didn't say it was one…

  34. cy85 on November 9th, 2011 6:29 am

    Outcasts want fat loot for entry to base.

    Murder every Outcast for being greedy douches. (With Sneaking Critical Shotgun Headshots thanks to Chinese Stealth Suit I stole from their brethren).

    Steal everything not nailed down.

    Still have enough Karma to be "Last, Best Hope for Humanity."

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