HEY, GUESS WHAT? CHICKENBUTT

Skyrim Rage Comic

Great shot kid, that was one in a million!
Screenshot by OatmealRaisin, found by smashpro1
Rage comic by SummerDays, submitted by Emily Carlsen

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Posted by StacMaster-S on November 14, 2011 · 9:14 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (217 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5)
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Bad Ideas, Bethesda, Lucky Day, PC, Playstation, Rage Faces, Sequential Art, The Elder Scrolls, Wild Animals, Xbox 360

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123 Responses to “HEY, GUESS WHAT?”

  1. TomQuoVadis on November 14th, 2011 9:24 am

    I'm waiting for a mod where killing a single chicken causes dozens of them to swarm you and tear you apart.

  2. Mentlegen on November 14th, 2011 9:31 am

    "At least I had chicken."

  3. Rofldude on November 14th, 2011 9:33 am

    Well time to…

    *puts on sunglasses*

    chicken out!

    *Insertscreamyea.mp3*

  4. ChemicalKirby on November 14th, 2011 9:35 am

    Ah, I remember the good old days when you can do anything and no one would attack you.

    Now if you steal from one person, the whole town goes up in arms.

  5. SHODAK on November 14th, 2011 9:44 am

    You should have acted. They're already here. The Elder Scrolls fans told of their return. Their modding… was merely delay. From the time after Oblivion crashed… when the sons of the Bethsoft Forums would spill their own blood…
    But no one wanted to believe, believe they even existed. And when the truth finally dawned… it dawned in hordes or psychotically possessive peasants!

  6. CriticalQuit on November 14th, 2011 9:45 am

    PETA must be happy about this, at least. They got mad at MW3 because you're allowed to stab rats. They didn't care about all the human violence, but god forbid somebody stab a meaningless rat.

  7. Dr. Furry on November 14th, 2011 9:47 am

    wtf, it's not april yet

  8. masashi98 on November 14th, 2011 9:49 am

    I wonder how many comments will "hit the bulls eye" on this post

  9. Sir_Nox on November 14th, 2011 10:01 am

    *le fighting first dragon in the game

    "TASTE LIGHTNING, FUCKER!"

    accidentally hit a Whiterun guard in the chaos

    "PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
    "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-*Killed by guards*"

  10. smashpro1 on November 14th, 2011 10:17 am

    At first, I was like "I don't remember submitting this.
    Then I remembered that Halolz follows me on Twitter.

  11. Arch_Evil_Angel on November 14th, 2011 10:23 am

    First thing that came to mind:
    <img src="http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/215551573_XgnZM-L-2.jpg"/&gt;

  12. BlurrySandwich on November 14th, 2011 10:46 am

    Sounds like you should have put pots on everyone's heads first

  13. Shady Kitsune on November 14th, 2011 11:40 am

    Surprise buttse- NO!

  14. ProfessorLuigi on November 14th, 2011 11:57 am

    BOUNTY POINTS:
    Turning skyrim into GTA one chicken kill at a time.

  15. ProfessorLuigi on November 14th, 2011 11:58 am

    Does anyone else notice how killing chickens in RPG games usually end up badly?

  16. GameboyPATH on November 14th, 2011 12:52 pm

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    IT DIDN'T.

  17. HughbertEsq on November 14th, 2011 1:01 pm

    Yeah, he it is a pretty Fowl Ass move of that guy…

  18. GanjalfTheGreen on November 14th, 2011 2:37 pm

    FUS BAWK CLUCK!

  19. Niteclaw1028 on November 14th, 2011 3:21 pm

    Little did he know, that was the last female chicken around for 9001 miles.

  20. DiamyoAlex on November 14th, 2011 4:54 pm

    No one kills Chickens in my town! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!

  21. Drjolt on November 14th, 2011 5:09 pm

    Wow, people killing chickens in the town? That's terrible. *takes a bite out of chicken leg from KFC* +50 bounty points? OH SHIT NO

  22. PortalMan118 on November 14th, 2011 5:13 pm

    looks like the colonel is at it again.

  23. primedawg9170 on November 14th, 2011 5:42 pm

    If you look closely, you can see this guy in the group of townspeople that wants to kill that guy for killing the chicken.
    <img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100718142914/ed/images/4/4b/EdAngry2172.png&quot; width="412">

  24. TheSpaceCore on November 14th, 2011 5:44 pm

    Link. Now that guy could tell you a few things about what happens when you attack chickens.

  25. TehVortex on November 14th, 2011 5:52 pm

    A full blown rage comic unashamedly brandishing itself on Halolz? Well I never.

  26. Jimmy on November 14th, 2011 6:54 pm

    Doesn't know what "bounty" means?
    That player sounds like a relative of this one guy I was playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with last night.

    Random Dude: "Hey!!! There's a riot shield!!!"
    Another Random Dude: "Yeah, it's pretty fun to smack people with."
    Random Dude Again: "Wait, what's melee?"

    Me: <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/185/168/misc-jackie-chan-l.png?1318992465&quot; length="450" width="450">

  27. AManWithACloak on November 14th, 2011 9:16 pm

    Massive world to explore.
    Dragons and trolls to slay.
    Baskets to place on heads.
    And you're fucking around with the chickens!?

    We'll make a hero of you yet!
    <img src="http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/cucco-screenshot-zelda-ocarina-of-time.jpg"&gt;

  28. BTSnoogans on November 14th, 2011 11:18 pm

    If this guy had bothered to play a Zelda game, he would know that nothing good ever comes from killing chickens.

  29. Krah Klo Zaan on November 15th, 2011 12:20 am

    When it comes to killing, looks like this guy went of half-cocked

  30. Seanhl on November 15th, 2011 7:59 am

    you ever notice how the roar that dispels storms sounds like your telling it to fuck off (yes, I am just saying this because I don't have many other jokes for this game)

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