I WANT YOU TO PLAY MEDIC

Do it for your country! Or at least for Reliable Excavation & Demolition!
By Zwebbie, submitted by Issac E. and Alex D.

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Posted by StacMaster-S on November 17, 2011 · 1:35 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (364 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)
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109 Responses to “I WANT YOU TO PLAY MEDIC”

  1. GodlyNewt on November 17th, 2011 1:40 pm

    That Heavy is a Christopher Walken!

  2. elitetrashmob on November 17th, 2011 1:43 pm

    Okay… where do I sign?

  3. Seanhl on November 17th, 2011 1:46 pm

    Join R.E.D. in the hunt against ftp-ers, first 500 people to join up get a uncle sam cap.

  4. Seanhl on November 17th, 2011 1:48 pm

    anyone find it ironic that the Heavy, who's Russian, during the Cold war, and has been hinted at as being soviet, is wearing an uncle sam hat

  5. Happy_Crazy on November 17th, 2011 1:58 pm

    Unfortunately he joined as…

    <img src=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_A43_VycmIcU/SfcPsQmFqFI/AAAAAAAAB1o/cKc1urxu0y0/s400/combat+medic+poster+narrower+small.png>

  6. Wetmang on November 17th, 2011 2:03 pm

    Well at least Heavy wore lipstick for his photo shoot…

  7. xstationcubed on November 17th, 2011 2:10 pm

    Snipers and Engineers man. Goddam

    Me: Anyone else think maybe we don't need 4 engineers?
    Them:
    Me: Anyone? No? Guess I'm just crazy then…

  8. imnutty on November 17th, 2011 2:23 pm

    Is it funny that the heavy looks more trustworthy than the uncle same picture?

  9. Skrist on November 17th, 2011 2:27 pm

    I would rather have 6 snipers who can do damage than have 6 spies who don't know how to backstab.

  10. Solar Boy Django on November 17th, 2011 2:32 pm

    You know… I WAS going to play one of the 50 games I haven't beaten on Steam due to Steam sales or any of my Gamecube games I haven't beaten yet (I'm a gen behind. =P) But now I want to play Medic in Team Fortress 2….. drat. I AM ZE UBERMENCH

  11. meinmattias on November 17th, 2011 2:34 pm

    If the snipers actually killed anything, this wouldn't be an issue.

  12. Mentlegen on November 17th, 2011 2:43 pm

    Are you telling me that…6 snipers is not the best setup for this team?!

    <img src="http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad17/mentlegen1/sniperfield.png"&gt;

  13. TransPM on November 17th, 2011 3:05 pm

    And NO, playing as a spy disguised as a medic does NOT count

  14. SirNumel on November 17th, 2011 3:12 pm

    I want that hat for my Heavy now.

  15. Dash12345678 on November 17th, 2011 3:15 pm

    Need a version for Spies and Scouts too.

  16. wolfpax181 on November 17th, 2011 3:40 pm

    Joins as Medic: Heals team mates, gets screamed at for not healing everyone running everywhere all at once.

    People blatantly run past as I'm desperately trying to blast down a spy that missed the backstab chance with the syringe gun.

    Forget to spycheck 1 time, start to heal spy, stop within moments. People screaming again.

    Switch to Pyro, enjoy game.

  17. VyseRogueKing on November 17th, 2011 3:43 pm

    Fine. But I want you to pay attention to your goddamn medic. We don't like getting jumped from behind by <insert any combat class here> and die with 97% uber.

  18. Chimental on November 17th, 2011 3:54 pm

    Wait a sec. Our team only has two sni-*backstab*

  19. Alpar on November 17th, 2011 4:41 pm

    We also don't need four Spies, no Medics, x+5-ing Scouts, BlackBox/Direct Hit Soldiers, Engis that unsap before killing, Demospam, W+M1ing Pyros, and stupid Heavies.

    …but all of that is a problem in the past. Now we are facing a more difficult crisis.

    Hats.

  20. TheInsaneWombat on November 17th, 2011 4:51 pm

    In the words of the Mighty Gummy: "Why are there three snipers not doing anything on our team? We don't need three snipers!"

  21. Navy_Pheonix on November 17th, 2011 5:16 pm

    Does he have Lipstick on?

  22. Hyze on November 17th, 2011 5:21 pm

    Team full of snipers? Bad idea.
    Team full of heavies? Best idea! http://www.halolz.com/2010/08/02/video-the-heavy-

  23. HughbertEsq on November 17th, 2011 5:47 pm

    Eh… Snipers gonna Snipe

  24. HughbertEsq on November 17th, 2011 5:50 pm

    Weeeell, I could….. but sometimes its just fun to play as spy and sneak into engie nest, jump onto dispenser and "Battle Cry" for maximum pant wettingness

  25. CriticalQuit on November 17th, 2011 6:13 pm

    Good thing he's pointing with 1 finger. If he'd used two, the poster would kill you when you stood in front of it.

  26. TopRattata on November 17th, 2011 6:15 pm

    http://i931.photobucket.com/albums/ad156/TheGrand

    As soon as I saw this I knew I had to make it.

  27. PortalMan118 on November 17th, 2011 6:42 pm

    The only reason Uncle Heavy wants you is so somebody can watch Sasha.

  28. AManWithACloak on November 17th, 2011 7:06 pm

    Srsly.
    Stacking one class only works if the other team is doing the same thing.

  29. Rathial on November 17th, 2011 8:06 pm

    This is officially going to be my new tf2 spray.

    I am surprised the blue team doesn't just quit out of fear of all of the jarate the sniper team has… /shudder

  30. MasterLuigi452 on November 17th, 2011 8:32 pm

    …unless they equip Machina…

  31. Vabolo on November 17th, 2011 8:52 pm
  32. The AntiVillain on November 17th, 2011 9:24 pm

    Forever-a-medic.jpeg

  33. TomQuoVadis on November 17th, 2011 9:50 pm

    Oh shut up and eat your sandvich. I've got to get more kills for my strange weapons. </sarcasm>

  34. Jimmy on November 17th, 2011 10:10 pm

    Uncle Heavy looks like he's wearing lipstick. CAN'T UNSEE.

  35. DurandRhisham on November 17th, 2011 11:16 pm

    Use as spray, watch team rage . . .

  36. Rexxmech on November 18th, 2011 12:10 am

    and this is why the medic has the most play time while the sniper sits at the bottom.

  37. NotB0b on November 18th, 2011 12:37 am

    But In Soviet Russia, Medic Plays YOU!

  38. Dycro on November 18th, 2011 1:16 am

    I'd listen to him if he was wearing more hats.

  39. ray10k on November 18th, 2011 5:00 am

    I got about 8 hours as Medic on my stats, and about 1.5 hours as pyro, my second most played class.

  40. straYDoubter on November 18th, 2011 8:14 am

    Are my eyes playing tricks on me or is there a tinge of blue in that RED team poster?

  41. LittleBigKid200 on November 18th, 2011 9:54 am

    I think you spelled my name wrong. It's Isaac E. not Issac E.

  42. Mega_Dork on November 18th, 2011 11:17 am

    *Plays a sniper anyways*

  43. 7Soul on November 18th, 2011 3:35 pm

    Yesterday I was playing a 12x12 match, and we had 6 spies, thats much better than 6 snipers

  44. dope92 on November 18th, 2011 4:32 pm
  45. usafegressdude on November 19th, 2011 2:32 am

    True story

  46. Shady Kitsune on November 19th, 2011 3:50 am

    I wont join your communist RED party!

    B L U! B L U!

  47. TheFoolOfMon on November 20th, 2011 1:09 pm

    http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/172619-soon--2

    I'm coming in your base, in your game, for your hats.

    can you stop me?

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