THE PONIES WILL LOOK UP AND SHOUT "SAVE US"

What evil lurks in the hearts of ponies? THE MARE DO WELL KNOWS!
Yes I know half of you love ponies and the other half hate them. Yes I know this has nothing to do with video games. If that bothers you guess what?
By Paulrus

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Posted by StacMaster-S on November 28, 2011 · 1:06 AM 
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Disguises, My Little Pony, Superheroes/Supervillains, TV Shows

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167 Responses to “THE PONIES WILL LOOK UP AND SHOUT “SAVE US””

  1. SadFace298 on November 28th, 2011 1:09 am

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    “Pony goes to doctor. Says she's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says she feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Pinkie Pie is throwing a party in town tonight. Go see her. That should pick you up." Pony bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor… I am Pinkie Pie." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.”

  2. BlurrySandwich on November 28th, 2011 1:13 am

    I clicked "guess what". I had to deal with it.

  3. smashpro1 on November 28th, 2011 1:15 am

    Hate ponies.
    Love Watchmen.

    Quite the dilemma.

  4. Lordshadow on November 28th, 2011 1:19 am

    First, let us analyze why, in this episode, Rainbow Dash is a complete moron.
    1: She is completely convinced that Mare Do Well is, in fact, one pony.
    2: She understands that Mare Do Well both has a unicorn's magic, and a pegasus's flight, and is therefore an Alicorn.
    3: She doesn't even consider that Mare Do Well is Luna.

  5. JordanTH on November 28th, 2011 1:21 am

    *insert post containing witty pun relating to ponies and/or Watchmen here*

  6. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 28th, 2011 1:22 am

    Ladies and Gentlecolts of Halolz,

    As I type this, there is none of that wonderful Halolz drama that is sure to brew regarding the fact that this is MLP, has nothing to do with video games, and Shawn probably did this to troll you.

    Here is the Facebook conversation of Shawn stating his intention to post this. Real names of Halolz users withheld, as well as relatives who may be put in harms away. Also, Marzen's man face.

    <img src="http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4796/facebookxh.jpg&quot; alt="some_text">

    Anyone who can name what I was referencing will win a picture of Fluttershy fucking a turnip.

    Cave Johnson, we're done here.

  7. LitmusRemnantal on November 28th, 2011 1:22 am

    Surely they'll listen because he has a hat.
    (or she, I don't know anything about these ponies, just hats)

  8. Just DA on November 28th, 2011 1:25 am

    Silly Paulrus, that's not Rorschach! That's Batmare!
    (Still, with so many Superhero References, who could say?)

  9. imnutty on November 28th, 2011 1:27 am

    real smart….wear dark colors to hide. IN A ENVIRONMENT MADE ENTIRELY OF BRIGHT COLORS AND SUNLIGHT!

  10. TheDerpKnight on November 28th, 2011 1:27 am
  11. Rexxmech on November 28th, 2011 1:32 am

    And I thought Darkwing was safe…
    <img src="http://lparchive.org/Darkwing-Duck/Images/darkwing_duck.jpg&quot; alt="Angry face" width="317" height="260" />

  12. TCC on November 28th, 2011 1:34 am

    (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻

  13. LiquidMountain on November 28th, 2011 1:39 am

    They will look to the future..and they will see…
    A NEW, SUPERIOR FAD.

    ONLY SOMETHING EVEN MORE ADDICTIVE AND HILARIOUS CAN SAVE YOU NOW.
    Oh god, I wonder if I'll get -1'ed for this. Just trying to overrun MLP with something better! Wait, now I'll definitely get -1'ed.

  14. Apceros on November 28th, 2011 1:46 am

    Ponies don't say "Neigh"…
    …Ponies say "Wilberrrrr"

  15. ProfessorLuigi on November 28th, 2011 1:59 am

    Dedicated VG nerds on halolz:"GAH! A NON-VIDEOGAME RELATED POST! DISPENSING LOW RATINGS AND -1s TO ALL PEOPLE WHO SPEAK POSITIVELY OF THIS."

  16. MasterLuigi452 on November 28th, 2011 2:03 am

    Shawn, you have won my eternal internet forever.

  17. Pisko on November 28th, 2011 2:44 am

    want something that has to do with ponies and videogames? how about this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embed
    since Skyrim and ponies is what the cool kids are talking about

    FUS RO DASH

    also this has to be another level of trolling like notch saying he was a brony on his twitter
    well played Shawn/Paulrus, well played

    and I thought the joke was going to happen but lets be honest they had the freaking batman TAS theme poping in there alongside some posters that resemble it's logo the least thing I could think of while watching it was Watchmen

  18. Psychopatrick88 on November 28th, 2011 2:52 am
  19. ChemicalKirby on November 28th, 2011 5:36 am

    What about the whores and politicians?

  20. SEGA Uranus on November 28th, 2011 5:57 am

    BECAUSE MLP HAS ALWAYS BEEN RELEVANT WITH VIDEO GAMES!

  21. spangladesh44 on November 28th, 2011 6:21 am

    HALOLZ references MLP? My life is now 20% cooler.

  22. Jakben Imbel on November 28th, 2011 6:24 am

    Hey guys! I'm back and…. ponies? oh god…. I SLEPT TOO LONG!!!

  23. Solid_Spy on November 28th, 2011 6:49 am

    I'm guessing this is what was going through Shawn's mind when he posted this.

    <img src="http://pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com/image_cache/1318461729572985.png&quot; />

    Not saying that this is wrong, but uh-

    Oh fuck it, it's ponies, I'm happy, back to SKYRIM!

  24. Skrist on November 28th, 2011 6:52 am

    Paulrus, you are my new hero, sorry Shawn. :P

  25. vash_ts on November 28th, 2011 7:02 am

    nah, just change the captions for "I am THE BATMAN!" and all done ^^

  26. The AntiVillain on November 28th, 2011 7:51 am

    no pun thread that is pun-acceptable

  27. Dimomarg on November 28th, 2011 9:30 am

    So that's where my submissions are. In a posting queue full of pony.

  28. penguindude42 on November 28th, 2011 10:15 am

    What's that, haters? Oh, I'm sorry, my PINGAS is too loud.

    (inafter pony hate)

  29. Ice_Cold_Water on November 28th, 2011 10:39 am

    "STOP ENJOYING PONIES!"
    <img src=http://i.imgur.com/k6gDZ.gif>

  30. ibbolia on November 28th, 2011 10:49 am

    …no. I won't do ponies. As revenge, I will be Googling Courage Kratos AND bear tibbers. Falcon help us all should I find it.

  31. HughbertEsq on November 28th, 2011 12:12 pm

    Hey guys whats going in?
    *sees post*
    *sees comment Number*
    Welp I'm late again

  32. Happy_Crazy on November 28th, 2011 12:18 pm

    "Oh I wonder what the comments to this post are going to be abou-"
    *Sees the shit indeed hitting the fan amongst the chaos of comments*
    <img src=http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/i%27m%20out%20of%20here/grand/lets_hide_gif.gif>

  33. windfisch on November 28th, 2011 1:23 pm

    to of the best things combined, great

  34. TransPM on November 28th, 2011 2:11 pm

    <img src="http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/11419/738878-pinkiepiespart_large.jpg"&gt;

    A video game starring Ponies… Loophole found

  35. MexicanJuice on November 28th, 2011 2:56 pm

    Call me oblivious, but am I the only one who DOESN'T see ponies everywhere they go on the Internet? I dunno, maybe I'm just visiting the wrong sites, but I still only mostly see ponies on 4chan, and even then only on one board unless someone feels like easy trolling. I mean, I like ponies and all, but I'm not going out of my way to post them in irrelevant places. The fact that I don't frequent Facebook is probably a cause of this, but still. I just don't think it's the great Internet epidemic that the Non-Pony Republic makes it out to be.

  36. DiamyoAlex on November 28th, 2011 4:16 pm

    Shes the pony Gotham needs, not the one it deserves

  37. Shady Kitsune on November 28th, 2011 4:47 pm

    Am I the only one thinking that the comments section wouldn't be a shit storm if this was video game instead of movie related?

    I dunno, Arkham City? Batmare?

  38. MeatyMcSausage on November 28th, 2011 6:02 pm

    You know, I find the pony fascination disturbing, but tolerable. But when you fail at making a funny reference to both the best comic ever written, AND the most badass vigilante surpassing batman (its true) then…well then you're just pure evil.

  39. PyroCatheter on November 28th, 2011 10:33 pm

    Not only is it not related to video games, but it's not even a funny MLP post. I mean, there's plenty of funny VG-related MLP stuff, like this:
    <img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lup03xYFdU1r19504o1_500.png"&gt;
    It just seems like Shawn wants Halolz users to hate MLP.

  40. PortalMan118 on November 29th, 2011 12:19 am

    *Finishes watching Watchmen*

    Me:Well that wasn't too bad of a movie.

    *Goes on Halolz, sees this."

    Me: 0_0…..the pony knows me….

  41. BrokenGlasses on November 29th, 2011 2:04 pm

    Oh look, another pony post that has nothing to do with vidya games.

    Also, Rorshacht what? That's obviously Darkwing Duck.

  42. goldensun87 on December 2nd, 2011 4:25 am

    YES!!! :3 Without a doubt, Rorschach's BEST quote!!!

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