Show Me Your Booze!

Do you have a little Falcon in you?
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Posted by StacMaster-S on July 21, 2012 · 4:53 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (144 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
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Drugs & Alcohol, F-Zero, Nintendo, Serious Business, Strike A Pose, Super Smash Bros

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44 Responses to “Show Me Your Booze!”

  1. Nick Soapdish on July 21st, 2012 5:17 am

    Show me your booze!

    Warning: Over consumption may result in you becoming 'Falcon Drunk' and lead to situations like the following:
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/falcon-grope.jpg&quot; width="250">

  2. Punch SideIron on July 21st, 2012 5:32 am

    Falcon… PAWWWNCH!

  3. Redzeroine on July 21st, 2012 6:21 am

    Consuming one drop of this stuff will be the equivalent of ingesting Molten Lava in addition to the powerful impact of 9,001 Falcon Punches.

    Please drink responsibly and cautiously.

  4. Hatley96 on July 21st, 2012 7:31 am

    Zero people rated this rum F.

  5. HughbertEsq on July 21st, 2012 7:55 am

    Where Captain Falcon gives your bod a meaty Kick in the right direction, Wario's Beer Tequilas (I know, weird, innit?) kick you to the ground and then steals your wallet and clothes

  6. MasterLuigi452 on July 21st, 2012 11:31 am

    Well it looks like I should start drinking booze.
    A little experience never hurts.

  7. Armetron on July 21st, 2012 11:48 am

    I think someone already made that

    <img src="http://www.ohbeautifulbeer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/falcon_pilsener02.jpg&quot; hight="500" width="500">

  8. Ragnellrok on July 21st, 2012 12:04 pm

    Mix it with a bit of falcon punch and you've got the makings of an epic night!

  9. Captain Rehab on July 21st, 2012 12:10 pm

    Unfortunately, one of the side effects of drinking this incredible concoction is a sudden and dramatic increase in nipple size, to the point where they break through your clothes…

  10. Souleater676 on July 21st, 2012 2:12 pm

    Unleash the captain in you?

  11. SuperPinkiePie on July 21st, 2012 2:59 pm

    After a night of drinking Captain Falcon, you might need the most reliable after-morning treatment around:
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/UzlqO.png"&gt;

  12. Alice_M on July 21st, 2012 3:30 pm

    Best. Booze. Ever!

  13. VyseRogueKing on July 21st, 2012 4:56 pm
  14. PortalMan on July 21st, 2012 6:24 pm

    Warning: Side Effects include your fists burning to tempatures which will make them combust into flames.

  15. TheTaurenRogue on July 21st, 2012 6:39 pm

    [youtube KeGeGHEHmA0 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    More than one way to search for the Higgs Boson!

  16. Rexxmech on July 21st, 2012 6:47 pm

    This rum had a little more PANCH than I expected but still could have used a little KICK.

  17. Skrist on July 21st, 2012 8:41 pm

    I'll take 4 rums please.

  18. SirNumel on July 21st, 2012 9:05 pm

    The official drink of the Church of Falcon.

  19. Alpar on July 21st, 2012 10:24 pm

    I might be confused cause I'm in a totally different timezone atm but…

    did Falcon Fridays just return to us for a while?

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