Be careful with it. It’s deadly!
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Posted by StacMaster-S on August 10, 2012 · 11:25 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (154 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)
Blizzard, Diablo, Heavy Weapons, PC, Secret Items, Stop... Hammer Time

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  1. strawberry9999 on August 10th, 2012 11:32 pm

    Ahhh Diablo2, How I missed you. D3 sucks!

  2. VyseRogueKing on August 10th, 2012 11:34 pm

    Not pictured: the requirement of having to sing the rel="nofollow">doom song whenever this hammer is held.

  3. Vabolo on August 11th, 2012 12:31 am

    Not as powerful as the banhammer, or better yet, the legendary GRAMMAR HAMMER when used to pummel the faces of those who disrespect basic syntax and the such.

    (In cases in which the Law of Grammar is not infringed upon, however, it deals no damage and instead produces a loud "Squeak")

  4. FutureGentlman on August 11th, 2012 12:39 am

    Did anybody call for the redundant department of redundancy department?

  5. EliminatorZigma on August 11th, 2012 12:44 am

    It's a good thing this is a joke that doesn't need game knowledge to get… considering I seem to be the only PC gamer I know that hasn't played Diablo.
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  6. Numberplay on August 11th, 2012 12:56 am

    And we still wonder what weapon could be better making stats lower with this one.

  7. PortalMan on August 11th, 2012 1:27 am
  8. Sid_Diddly on August 11th, 2012 2:10 am

    But can I wear it as a Hat?

  9. Marzen on August 11th, 2012 2:50 am

    The secret is using the pointy side!

  10. Cloak on August 11th, 2012 3:27 am

    Only way to make it better is if it makes you explode when you die.

  11. TheTaurenRogue on August 11th, 2012 3:42 am

    Theeeee ultimate weapon…

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  12. poonstev on August 11th, 2012 4:21 am
  13. Nick Soapdish on August 11th, 2012 6:29 am

    You have to be careful with that weapon because
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  14. Combatbeaver on August 11th, 2012 7:49 am

    looking at the weapon's stat changes kinda reminded me of rel="nofollow">this…

  15. VT_Juju_Man on August 11th, 2012 9:15 am
  16. Alpar on August 11th, 2012 9:23 am

    Deadly Doom Hammer of Death?

    Sounds a lot like some bad writing…
    …please tell me nobody here has read Rough and Ready.

  17. Slendermane on August 11th, 2012 11:35 am

    Anyone else find it mildly disconcerting that the "Deadly Doom Hammer of Death" is actual quite a lot worse than the weapon the player currently has?

  18. Armetron on August 11th, 2012 12:09 pm

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  19. BTSnoogans on August 11th, 2012 5:36 pm

    Not since the Bag of Holding has a thing described itself in such a wonderful way.

  20. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on August 11th, 2012 7:37 pm


  21. FoxyMayo on August 12th, 2012 12:36 pm

    Y'know, this reminds me of a time when I picked up a Spiked Shield of Spikes…

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