Some video game heroes are just tougher than others.
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Posted by StacMaster-S on August 25, 2012 · 11:05 PM 
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Bethesda, PC, Playstation, Rockstar, The Elder Scrolls, Uncategorized, Weak Points, Xbox 360

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70 Responses to “MAX PAYNE vs SKYRIM”

  1. VyseRogueKing on August 25th, 2012 11:08 pm

    To be fair this version of Max Payne has also given up on life he just happens to have a job to do, as does the guard, who honestly has more depth than the 3rd iteration of Max Payne.

  2. Cyndaquazy on August 25th, 2012 11:17 pm

    Poor guard, he just has a low self-esteem. See, they didn't see him as much of a threat, so they saw no need to headshot him… (;_;) I feel you, man.

  3. Funkalicous on August 25th, 2012 11:24 pm

    Well obviously he was able to do that because…
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  4. Icesickle97 on August 25th, 2012 11:25 pm

    Fallout versions:
    Get shot in head in Washington D.C.

    Doesn't matter until hit by specific man

    Get shot in head in Vegas

    That shit stayed in Vegas

  5. Wetmang on August 25th, 2012 11:25 pm

    Ah what is life with a piece of wood in your knee…

  6. TheTaurenRogue on August 25th, 2012 11:36 pm

    That poor skyrim guard…
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  7. Marzen on August 25th, 2012 11:54 pm

    "It started like all the lunches of my life.

    With the death of a woman."

  8. Lordshadow on August 26th, 2012 12:19 am

    Le arrow in le knee XDDDD
    No seriously. Stop. Arrow in the knee jokes are up there with "The Cake is a lie" and "Over 9000" jokes. Stop it. Just stop.

  9. Chimental on August 26th, 2012 12:48 am


    Take lava to face.

    Only faint.

  10. Cloak on August 26th, 2012 1:03 am

    "Hey! We can't all be main characters, you know!"
    Say it in his voice.

  11. Alpar on August 26th, 2012 1:24 am

    Get arm cut off and nearly die of blood loss trying to do the right thing

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    Get a new arm and humiliatingly kill every demon that comes across his path and then punch Satan back into Hell

  12. Alpar on August 26th, 2012 1:25 am

    For the record if anyone gets the joke, I will love you forever.

  13. MetroidJunkie on August 26th, 2012 1:31 am

    How about Roy Mustang from Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood? He gets what would normally be a lethal torso injury, burns it shut and nearly passes out from the pain, and is still able to curbstomp Lust.

  14. Skrist on August 26th, 2012 1:51 am

    *Takes a sword to the chest, multiple times*
    "Does it look like I give a fuck?"
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  15. FrostyCheeto on August 26th, 2012 2:14 am

    Gets all his limbs hacked off and replaced after being mutilated and shot in the head by a dangerous mercenary.
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    Still kills everyone with refrigerators.

  16. truegentleman on August 26th, 2012 3:04 am

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    Ok, one father is also kinda abusive, but at least the kid had Auron (and money). The other was sent to a friggin' orphanage.

  17. Hatley96 on August 26th, 2012 6:10 am

    Technically, Max DID give up on life. He just didn't give up on shooting everyone.

  18. PortalMan on August 26th, 2012 9:47 am

    It's those Painkillers….they're fucking magic.

  19. Nymod on August 26th, 2012 11:52 am

    Gets shot in the head, takes over the Mojave Desert.

  20. redroverone on August 26th, 2012 5:09 pm

    Well, of course, the guard was shot in something he uses.

  21. El_bruno on August 26th, 2012 7:31 pm


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    Live twelve more years and kill the guy responsible.

    …Shut up, I also have the right of referencing semi-obscure games.

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