How to play Scout in Mann vs. Machine
Have to say, Mann vs Machine really puts the “team” back in Team Fortress 2!
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Posted by StacMaster-S on August 28, 2012 · 9:44 PM 
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138 Responses to “How to play Scout in Mann vs. Machine”

  1. bloominninja on August 28th, 2012 8:53 pm

    funny… thats actually the best strategy for scout

  2. GanjalfTheGreen on August 28th, 2012 9:47 pm

    Just when you think they can't be more irritating…

  3. Funkalicous on August 28th, 2012 9:47 pm

    Funny thing is that if you subtract step one and two, its just trolling as scout on every server in general.

  4. VT_Juju_Man on August 28th, 2012 9:48 pm

    You can always afford to call your teammates chumps when you've got loads of money!

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  5. ChaosController on August 28th, 2012 9:52 pm

    How to play Heavy in Mann vs Machine:

    1. Wait for Scout to collect money
    2. Spend it all on Sandvich
    4. Victory

  6. gameboy_nate on August 28th, 2012 9:56 pm

    The real question is, how does Scout flip someone off if he only has four fingers?

  7. MasterLuigi452 on August 28th, 2012 10:09 pm

    How to play Soldier in Mann Vs. Machine…
    Grab Beggar's Bazooka with Buff Banner.

  8. Skrist on August 28th, 2012 10:13 pm

    If only they had friendly fire on in all MvM servers.
    …A man can dream.

  9. RespectfulGlove on August 28th, 2012 10:19 pm

    Not efficient enough.

    1.) Maximize Mad Milk recharge rate and Frying Pan swinging speed.
    2.) Bind one of your keys to looping "Need a Dispenser here!"
    3.) Wear a Gibus, Pyrovision Goggles, and a Mercenary.
    4.) Profit, no ??? required because it's that straight forward.

  10. KZN02 on August 28th, 2012 10:35 pm

    Though Sniperbots will snipe no matter how high Scout is.

  11. Cloak on August 28th, 2012 11:10 pm

    How to make scout even more useless in MvM.
    He's really only good for grabbing cash.

  12. Souleater676 on August 28th, 2012 11:59 pm

    How does one Play spy in MvM?

    (never played TF2 in a while so I'm not following it.)

  13. NotTheSpy on August 29th, 2012 12:01 am

    How to play Spy in Mann VS Machine

    1. Press ","
    2. switch to something that will benefit the team better.

    Leave Spy to seduce Scout's Mom in the break room.

  14. PortalMan on August 29th, 2012 12:32 am

    That Scout needs a Scumbag hat.

  15. Captain Rehab on August 29th, 2012 3:38 am

    Nah, I'll stick with the team of Engies pooling dispensers and repairing eachothers stuff. Though when a Sentrybuster shows up, it's every mann for himself.

  16. BootyBurner9000 on August 29th, 2012 7:51 am

    I've said it before and I'll say it again…

    "Team" is just a fancy anagram for "Meat".

  17. Alpar on August 29th, 2012 11:08 am

    We've got to have….


  18. Deep Thought on August 29th, 2012 1:08 pm

    How not to play scout:
    1. Get out soda popper.
    2. State that soda popper is gonna kill the waves when questioned on why money is not being collected.
    3. Call the soldier who tells you to pick up the money a nigger for complaining about picking up the money.
    4. Force the entire team to restructure since you are a useless scout.

    This actually happened to me.

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