The Soldier’s so cool, he doesn’t even need to look at all those explosions!
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Posted by StacMaster-S on August 29, 2012 · 12:04 PM 
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76 Responses to “[VIDEO] Meet the Solider directed by Michael Bay”

  1. Skrist on August 29th, 2012 12:31 pm

    But… Linkin' Park isn't blaring in the background. Something here seems suspicious…

  2. VyseRogueKing on August 29th, 2012 12:39 pm

    Unnecessary slow-mo check. Sophomoric humor, check. Explosions, quintuple check. Now all we need to do is set the pyro's origins as an alien and we'll have covered all the bases.

    Oh and we'll need a love plot. One with a protagonist that is basically there to get the story from point a to point b with a woman that is basically there for fanservice providing very little if any help along with heaping amounts of sexual tension. I propose Scout and Miss Pauling though Miss Pauling is really playing against type here.

  3. Marzen on August 29th, 2012 12:46 pm

    I think Meet the Demoman would fit Michael Bay better, honestly.

  4. blargenth on August 29th, 2012 1:03 pm

    Not nearly enough explos- *power goes out due to Isaac*

  5. Valvatorez on August 29th, 2012 1:07 pm

    So… Where are the aliens?

  6. Not_an_Alpar_bot#001 on August 29th, 2012 1:42 pm

    Needs more explosions!

  7. Alpar on August 29th, 2012 1:52 pm

    Now watch as middle schoolers from all over the world gather to play this game and tell us how it's the best thing ever made.

    Oh but of course like Vyse says, boobs/pretentious love interest is needed.

    Way more camera shaking as well.

  8. Fhantinabox on August 29th, 2012 1:55 pm

    Oh look, an actually good movie from Micheal Bay!!

  9. straYDoubter on August 29th, 2012 2:37 pm

    Meh, Michael Bay's Super Mario 64 was loads better.[youtube DNsXJBFYEt0 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  10. Bobomberman on August 29th, 2012 2:45 pm

    MA-BA-SPLOO *cheap explosion sounds*
    [youtube v7ssUivM-eM rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    On a side not, I'M FINALLY 100 E-PEEN GUYS! I HAVE REACHED 3 DIGIT NIRVANA, now part two of "Take Over the World Through Some Convoluted Internet Ranking System Plan" can commence!

  11. TomQuoVadis on August 29th, 2012 3:33 pm

    The one thing it could have used is more shaky action camera.

    Michael Bay's directing philosophy is that eight bucks isn't enough ticket money to warrant you being able to understand what's happening on the screen.

  12. Prof. Luigi on August 29th, 2012 4:40 pm

    Oh my gosh.
    Does anyone have a spare pair of sides?
    I need some new ones.

  13. TheFancyPants on August 29th, 2012 5:43 pm

    Now where's the part where we stop for weird conversations about people being on drugs or suspiciously focusing on someone's hobby way too much for about ten minutes each?

  14. GanjalfTheGreen on August 29th, 2012 5:50 pm

    Somewhat relevant.
    (Excuse my poor editing and translating skills.)

  15. SuperPinkiePie on August 29th, 2012 8:54 pm

    Don't forget his two sequels: Respawn of the Fallen and Dark Side of the Boom.

  16. Souleater676 on August 29th, 2012 8:58 pm

    I guess we can say that trailer
    *Puts on glasses*
    was explosive.

    [youtube 6YMPAH67f4o rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    (getting ready for more csi puns.)

  17. PortalMan on August 29th, 2012 10:23 pm

    Megan Fox was suppose to be in this….but she called Bay Hitler.

  18. FrEEz on August 29th, 2012 10:48 pm

    Funny thing is, this is actually a relatively accurate representation of how TF2 is like today.

    inb4 except it needs hats.

  19. FrEEz on August 29th, 2012 10:48 pm

    Although if this was a movie I'd still watch it :D

  20. LinkorZelda on August 29th, 2012 10:52 pm

    Where are the chicks on motorcycles? Also needs more racism.

  21. TheRealKirby on August 29th, 2012 11:49 pm

    I'm sure Shawn is having a blast since the explosion of SFM videos gave him a prime amount of things to post.

  22. Vabolo on August 30th, 2012 1:02 am

    Hey look it's footage from when the Beggar's Bazooka was released.

  23. NeoCloud on August 30th, 2012 9:27 am

    I love how the soldier is shaking and his eyes are going crazy like he's messed up on meth or something.

  24. Mindlessinvalid on August 30th, 2012 7:13 pm

    In the immortal words of LittleKuriboh as Mr. Burns as Gendo Ikari (on the topic of explosions): "that was the sound of Michael bay having an orgasm."

  25. truegentleman on August 31st, 2012 5:49 pm

    Actually, gotta say that I may even like this even more than the original!

  26. Marscaleb on September 2nd, 2012 12:29 am

    If this is a Michael Bay movie then why isn't the Demo-man depicted as an overtly racist stereotype who shouts all the time to supply "comic relief"?

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